Always living in a party isn't always the most productive thing you can do with Time. In fact, it's very difficult to get out of it if you don't want to.
I was in the southland for the eighties, but we managed to catch our bits and pieces of those geese. And now all these upstart hipsters, with their emo piano remakes of perfectly good Mad Worlds, I tell you.
Give me moment to wrap my head around the hidden meanings you're throwing at me, oy. And I happen to be a big fan of the Party of One. Nobody bitches about my music, then.
Life and a wife, yeah? Brilliant, Kilroy.
---I don't suppose any of your wedding guests like curry.
I'm going, of course.
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To which?
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Max's party, I believe. There's other parties?
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Always a party where I am, K. How's life?
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Always living in a party isn't always the most productive thing you can do with Time. In fact, it's very difficult to get out of it if you don't want to.
Life is...amazing actually.
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Give me moment to wrap my head around the hidden meanings you're throwing at me, oy. And I happen to be a big fan of the Party of One. Nobody bitches about my music, then.
Life and a wife, yeah? Brilliant, Kilroy.
---I don't suppose any of your wedding guests like curry.
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Oh it can't be a party without at least three people there. Actually, no, three is exactly the right size.
Oh! Thank you for reminding me! My sweet, would you be willing to cater the wedding reception? You know how much I love your food.
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Please. I am very flexible in my party sizes. I am not dependent on guests or the lack thereof to have bomb celebrations.
Cater? Anything for (one of) my favorite customer(s)! I'll send you our full, secret, VIP menu. I like to call it the Bat Menu.
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It depends on if someone was invited or not, in my opinion. That makes all the difference.
Bat Menu, huh? I think I've heard of the elusive Bat Menu.
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You (and the impending wifey) are always invited, just in case I need to clarify. Standing effing invitations for all the crazy you can bring.
Oh, it is an ace and mind-blowing thing, elusive save to those with the most tolerance for chili powder.
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I almost feel bad for some of my guests. Almost.
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They're pussi--whoa, erm, what I mean to say is "I'll bring plenty of tzatziki and baba ghanoush for the western lightweights!"
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