YAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!!
I MET MICHAEL PHELPS TONITE!! I GOT MICHAEL PHELPS' AUTOGRAPH!!
it was so great
we had words (the next best thing to actually screwing)
he spoke to me
i was standing not even 2 feet from him
i now own like a piece of him (not in a creepy way)
i feel like such a COOL KID!!