May 26, 2008 13:52
Me: Dad, you made the situation sound dire. It's only 1-0 and it's still the 7th inning.
*five minutes later*
Me, in shock: ...Ok. The Orioles just scored 5 runs. It's 6-0 and I just watched that happen in five minutes.
Dad: Yeah, maybe you should turn that off.
At least we beat the Mariners?