Apr 17, 2005 01:43
So my 16 year old bro's friends bought a hampster and named it Jerusalem. They then brought it to our house and made it a "home" in one of our bushes. About an hour later, I found it wandering along the sidewalk and so I picked it up lest Patches come and find it. In a wonderful show of gratitude, the thing peed on me. So, I put him in a bucket in my garage and left him there. Scott's friends left without the hampster. (sidenote: Scott was at work this whole time) And now there is a hampster in a bucket in my garage presumably left for dead. Jonathan took it a toilet paper tube and lots of toilet paper to make a nest with. Oh, and lettuce and other such things for food. 16 year old boys think they're so cool, but I cant really figure out why they hang around our house and do stupid stuff even when Scott isnt home. Tis strange. Oh, and Jonathan said they also bought a fish at Petsmart at the same time and they already killed that one.
Well, you know you're in Traverse City when the teenage boys go to Petsmart and buy pets to kill for amusement. In other towns, they do drugs and cause mischeif. Here, there isnt anywhere or anyway to cause real mischief and so they resort to doing stupid things at my house.
...Anyone want or need a hampster named Jerusalem?