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[tickingheart]

Aigis.

[And he felt like maybe there should have been a suffix there, but oh well.]

You're the most important person in the world to me, and I want to spend the rest of my life with you.

[It's not until after he hangs up that he recognizes that that was not what he meant to say. He meant to ask her how her kitten was doing, and he was pretty

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[crazyclownwoman]

[You are being surprised!hugged from fake!mom]

Awww...that's adorable!

[tickingheart]

[adjsfkg fake!mom....]

I didn't even mean to say that.

[crazyclownwoman]

[Ruffles your hair a bit, what sorry, did you say something?]

That was so cute! You didn't even tell me you had a girlfreind!

[tickingheart]

She's not my girlfriend!

[SPUTTERFLAILSPUTTER GOSH FAKE!MOM!!!!]

[crazyclownwoman]

Of course not.

[So doesn't believe you]

Now, you have to bring her over. I have to meet her!

[tickingheart]

Really. She's not.

[crazyclownwoman]

Then why did you say that?

[tickingheart]

It's...

very complicated!

[BRB RUNNING AWAY FROM YOU NOW!]

[crazyclownwoman]

[And following]

Oh, come on! You can tell me!

[tickingheart]

No way.

[Don't ask how he got on the roof.]

[crazyclownwoman]

Why not?

[well however it was, she followed you]

[tickingheart]

I already said. It's complicated.

[crazyclownwoman]

So? I was a psychatrist you know. I could help!

[tickingheart]

...

[And you're insane now. How's that workin' out for ya?]

...

Do you know anything about love triangles?

[crazyclownwoman]

[details, details...]

...

[Nodds]

I've heard a lot of stories.

[in the mental asylum]

[tickingheart]

Yeah.