Don't Hassel the Hoff

[ticket_monkey]

Jump in my Car is the latest magnum opus from Hasselhoffenstein. It's got the same cheesy blue-screen effects and repetitive chorus you loved in Hooked on a Feeling, PLUS these special extra features - Hasselhoff acting like a pervy, grabby old man, a total prick, and a spastic manwhore!

NOW how much would you pay?

WAIT THERE'S MORE! Tongue-in-cheek references to Knight Rider and Baywatch! CAN YOU STAND IT?!?