Well no one told me about the way she lied
1. DO YOU SNORE? No, but I talk in my sleep.
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER? I’m a lover, but not a very good one. I think in order to be a good lover you need some fighter in ya - and I’m not a fighter.
3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR? I always say I hate people, which is basically true, but I’m afraid that I’ll never find love and be alone forever.
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC? Yes, until my brother one-upped me.
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV? It sucketh beyond all reckoning. Except “The Real World.”
6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS? Generally, no, but I do neurotically fold them up into little spirals ☺
7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY? Oh dude. Yes. I OWNED cuteness.
8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU? I don’t really have anything to compare it to, so I guess so. But I don’t like it much.
9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD? Silver with black letters. Yeah, Macs.
10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? But of course, my darlings.
11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED? Hell’s no. I hate heights.
12. ANY SECRET TALENTS? Hehehehehehehehehe. *Evilly rubs palms together and looks askance*
No. No, of course I don’t.
13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT? Anywhere in England.
14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY? Eh. I don’t really do late-night TV.
15. CAN YOU SWIM? Like the proverbial fish.
16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"? Several times. And the director’s cut. Several times.
17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE? I try to - I am from paganhippieland, after all. I mean, I don’t use aerosol products.
18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER
OF A TOOSTIE POP? That stupid owl told me, but I forgot. That bastard.
19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS? I think I can, but upon pondering it, probably not.
20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE? Yup. My school is, like, you know, all the way across the country.
21. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD? Nope.
22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENERS? Electric. The manual ones inevitably just break off the lead.
23. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING? I never really thought about it…
24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE? I hope so, but I doubt it.
25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Yes - it’s lovely.
26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO? Sulfa, codeine, and New Jersey in the springtime.
27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU?" Yesterday to my dad on the phone - he’s in Portland.
28. IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE? Oh, holy God…he’s dead. GET OVER IT.
29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS? No. I’m usually just bitter, resentful, and lonely. And drunk, if I can manage it.
30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS? Egg white omelet with tomato, cheese, onions, and broccoli.
31. ARE BLONDES DUMB? My dad claims to be a blonde, and he’s one of the smartest people I know.
32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP? It vanishes into the ether that surrounds us all.
33. WHAT TIME IS IT? 2:51 pm.
34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME? Oh, Lord. Hil, Hils, Hilly, Hil-Do, Hilsberry Beanperson, Mouse, Doctor Dobel, 207, Seamus, coz, Cozin, Precious, Frodo, Tall One, Tower One, The Optimist…why can’t people just call me Hilary?
35. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING? Eurgh, yes. Except those yummy McGriddles for brekkers. Mmmmmm. Excuse me for a moment.
36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR? About 2 hours ago, when my mom drove me home from shopping in Fremont.
37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS? Baths. Showers are for college. I’m HOME, biatch.
38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL? I sure hope so.
39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED? Ummmmm. Only by tall, anonymous blonde guys with glasses at Tower. Oh God. OK, next question.
40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? It depends on what my imagination decides to do to me.
41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO? Food, sleep, and adrenaline.
42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER? Crispety crunchety.
43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK? I just did.
44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE? Haha, all the time. I just got my EMT cert!
45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY? Once, this morning. I will again tonight.
46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE? For me, yes. I think it’s a personal choice - although if you’re going get addicted to heroin and ruin your life, I’m going to have to question your intelligence/sanity to begin with.
47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER? Like the dead - just ask any of my roomies.
48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? Dark, dark brown.
49. HOW LOUDLY DO YOU SNEEZE? More loudly than I would like to.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE? Sometimes. There’s just always something (or someone) missing.
51. WHO'S BETTER: STONE COLD OR THE ROCK? Ummmmm…no. Just no.
52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC? With certain people, hehe.
53. HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"? 3 times. Once, I underlined and took notes. I also wrote a Holden-style monologue as part of a literary experiment.
54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS? Piano, sort of - I got rhythm, though.
55. HAVE U EVER STOLEN MONEY? Not that I can immediately recollect, but I probably have.
56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD? Ha. Ha. NO.
57. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING? Indeed I do - although my family doesn’t, so I don’t get out much.
58. DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH? Only once, and I vowed to never do it again.
59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC? Silly question. Yes I do.
60. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND? No, cats are. Especially Ginger, Pickles, Widget, and Entity.
61. YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE? Uh, it exists. So, yes, I believe in it.
62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK? With THESE Sasquatch feet? No way. I’d love to be able to, though.
63. DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES? So many, I can’t even count. And a lot of them, I really regret.
64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY? Typical Seattle June - mid 60s.
65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? A Starbucks mocha popsicle.
66. DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH? I could, but I’m lazy.
67. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED? Why does this question always show up on these things when anyone who knows me should know the answer? NO, ok?
68. WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL? That horrible one with the pregnant lady and the stretch marks for cocoa butter. Also, the Pepto-Bismol commercial where they do that obscene little dance.
69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE? No. I’ve got nothing against them, but I just don’t like their clothes.
70. FAVORITE SONG AT THE MOMENT? “Your Ex-Lover Is Dead” by Stars.
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER? I’m a lover, but not a very good one. I think in order to be a good lover you need some fighter in ya - and I’m not a fighter.
3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR? I always say I hate people, which is basically true, but I’m afraid that I’ll never find love and be alone forever.
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC? Yes, until my brother one-upped me.
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV? It sucketh beyond all reckoning. Except “The Real World.”
6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS? Generally, no, but I do neurotically fold them up into little spirals ☺
7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY? Oh dude. Yes. I OWNED cuteness.
8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU? I don’t really have anything to compare it to, so I guess so. But I don’t like it much.
9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD? Silver with black letters. Yeah, Macs.
10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? But of course, my darlings.
11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED? Hell’s no. I hate heights.
12. ANY SECRET TALENTS? Hehehehehehehehehe. *Evilly rubs palms together and looks askance*
No. No, of course I don’t.
13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT? Anywhere in England.
14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY? Eh. I don’t really do late-night TV.
15. CAN YOU SWIM? Like the proverbial fish.
16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"? Several times. And the director’s cut. Several times.
17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE? I try to - I am from paganhippieland, after all. I mean, I don’t use aerosol products.
18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER
OF A TOOSTIE POP? That stupid owl told me, but I forgot. That bastard.
19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS? I think I can, but upon pondering it, probably not.
20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE? Yup. My school is, like, you know, all the way across the country.
21. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD? Nope.
22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENERS? Electric. The manual ones inevitably just break off the lead.
23. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING? I never really thought about it…
24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE? I hope so, but I doubt it.
25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Yes - it’s lovely.
26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO? Sulfa, codeine, and New Jersey in the springtime.
27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU?" Yesterday to my dad on the phone - he’s in Portland.
28. IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE? Oh, holy God…he’s dead. GET OVER IT.
29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS? No. I’m usually just bitter, resentful, and lonely. And drunk, if I can manage it.
30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS? Egg white omelet with tomato, cheese, onions, and broccoli.
31. ARE BLONDES DUMB? My dad claims to be a blonde, and he’s one of the smartest people I know.
32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP? It vanishes into the ether that surrounds us all.
33. WHAT TIME IS IT? 2:51 pm.
34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME? Oh, Lord. Hil, Hils, Hilly, Hil-Do, Hilsberry Beanperson, Mouse, Doctor Dobel, 207, Seamus, coz, Cozin, Precious, Frodo, Tall One, Tower One, The Optimist…why can’t people just call me Hilary?
35. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING? Eurgh, yes. Except those yummy McGriddles for brekkers. Mmmmmm. Excuse me for a moment.
36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR? About 2 hours ago, when my mom drove me home from shopping in Fremont.
37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS? Baths. Showers are for college. I’m HOME, biatch.
38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL? I sure hope so.
39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED? Ummmmm. Only by tall, anonymous blonde guys with glasses at Tower. Oh God. OK, next question.
40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? It depends on what my imagination decides to do to me.
41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO? Food, sleep, and adrenaline.
42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER? Crispety crunchety.
43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK? I just did.
44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE? Haha, all the time. I just got my EMT cert!
45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY? Once, this morning. I will again tonight.
46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE? For me, yes. I think it’s a personal choice - although if you’re going get addicted to heroin and ruin your life, I’m going to have to question your intelligence/sanity to begin with.
47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER? Like the dead - just ask any of my roomies.
48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? Dark, dark brown.
49. HOW LOUDLY DO YOU SNEEZE? More loudly than I would like to.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE? Sometimes. There’s just always something (or someone) missing.
51. WHO'S BETTER: STONE COLD OR THE ROCK? Ummmmm…no. Just no.
52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC? With certain people, hehe.
53. HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"? 3 times. Once, I underlined and took notes. I also wrote a Holden-style monologue as part of a literary experiment.
54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS? Piano, sort of - I got rhythm, though.
55. HAVE U EVER STOLEN MONEY? Not that I can immediately recollect, but I probably have.
56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD? Ha. Ha. NO.
57. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING? Indeed I do - although my family doesn’t, so I don’t get out much.
58. DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH? Only once, and I vowed to never do it again.
59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC? Silly question. Yes I do.
60. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND? No, cats are. Especially Ginger, Pickles, Widget, and Entity.
61. YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE? Uh, it exists. So, yes, I believe in it.
62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK? With THESE Sasquatch feet? No way. I’d love to be able to, though.
63. DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES? So many, I can’t even count. And a lot of them, I really regret.
64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY? Typical Seattle June - mid 60s.
65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? A Starbucks mocha popsicle.
66. DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH? I could, but I’m lazy.
67. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED? Why does this question always show up on these things when anyone who knows me should know the answer? NO, ok?
68. WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL? That horrible one with the pregnant lady and the stretch marks for cocoa butter. Also, the Pepto-Bismol commercial where they do that obscene little dance.
69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE? No. I’ve got nothing against them, but I just don’t like their clothes.
70. FAVORITE SONG AT THE MOMENT? “Your Ex-Lover Is Dead” by Stars.