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Wow, a real honest-to-god post!
I'm living in Tuscaloosa with Jason in our own apartment(pictures later), took 10 days to go to the northwest (pictures later), going to Shelton State (more on that later), and working at a sandwich place called Jimmy John's. So, life is pretty good. Really good. In fact, there's only two things that I'm bothered by right now...
1) There is an extremely large percentage of very cute boys who go to Shelton. I am confused by this, as Shelton sucks. Seriously. I think I am more intelligent than my English teacher. She keeps misprouncing literary terms. It really gets on my nerves. The only solution I can come up with is that the saying "pretty but dumb" applies here.
2) Hilary Duff. First of all, the girl annoys me. But that's now why I'm bothered. When I was in high school, people were all "Hilary Duff is so hot!" And I was bothered...because she was a homely little girl with no neck and cankles who neither sang nor acted very well. I present evidence:
"Hahaha...I have thousands of preteen girls fooled into believing I'm talented and cool!"
However, sometime in the past month...she got really hot. Really fast.
"I may still not be talented, but now I'm really hot. And I look like I'm 24! Like my boobs?"
And I'm both bothered and amused...bothered, because well, how in the hell did she pull that off? Amused because it seems like every single little teen pop star always gives an interview in which she says a little speech about how everyone else in the industry is too skinny, but she would never diet, she likes hamburgers/milkshakes/french fries too much. And then within the month she has dropped about 30 lbs and gotten a boob job. I give you exhibits A, B, and C...Lindsey Lohan, Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson. But seriously...mysterious overnight hotness...how does it happen?
I'm living in Tuscaloosa with Jason in our own apartment(pictures later), took 10 days to go to the northwest (pictures later), going to Shelton State (more on that later), and working at a sandwich place called Jimmy John's. So, life is pretty good. Really good. In fact, there's only two things that I'm bothered by right now...
1) There is an extremely large percentage of very cute boys who go to Shelton. I am confused by this, as Shelton sucks. Seriously. I think I am more intelligent than my English teacher. She keeps misprouncing literary terms. It really gets on my nerves. The only solution I can come up with is that the saying "pretty but dumb" applies here.
2) Hilary Duff. First of all, the girl annoys me. But that's now why I'm bothered. When I was in high school, people were all "Hilary Duff is so hot!" And I was bothered...because she was a homely little girl with no neck and cankles who neither sang nor acted very well. I present evidence:
"Hahaha...I have thousands of preteen girls fooled into believing I'm talented and cool!"
However, sometime in the past month...she got really hot. Really fast.
"I may still not be talented, but now I'm really hot. And I look like I'm 24! Like my boobs?"
And I'm both bothered and amused...bothered, because well, how in the hell did she pull that off? Amused because it seems like every single little teen pop star always gives an interview in which she says a little speech about how everyone else in the industry is too skinny, but she would never diet, she likes hamburgers/milkshakes/french fries too much. And then within the month she has dropped about 30 lbs and gotten a boob job. I give you exhibits A, B, and C...Lindsey Lohan, Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson. But seriously...mysterious overnight hotness...how does it happen?