Nanny Scandal
The reason why women are burning their bras and textbooks is because of stupid things like a nanny contest. I bet it was a room full of guys with no sense of responsibility who thought it was a good idea to attempt this train wreck of a contest.
We need typical stupid things to happen in eSports like a failed doping coverup or an inflategate-esque scandal instead of these imbicle infested stories.