Stuff That I Hate
Hello folks, happy halloween and welcome to "Stuff That I Hate".
1. The goddamn school filter: At my school we have a freakin filter that leaves only two sites that I can check there: nytimes.com and my yahoo page which has all of my comics. I can't check my yahoo mail, I can't visit any sites that contain the word "dang" let alone theonion.com. Packer people apparently have a policy where they can do anything with their computers and it's their own fault if they fail. Hey, that's a good idea. Make us learn the hard way not to mess around in school instead of worrying about your freakin' ratings!
2. My Neighborhood at Halloween: I got one group of kids ask me for candy this year, edging out last year by 1 group. Obviously my neighborhood is inhabited by a bunch of old people with no kids. But apparently, 3 blocks down (In "German territory", i.e. Germantown) there's a whole slew of kids trick or treating. Dumb kids won't venture a few blocks this way. Halloween in Brooklyn was the best ever. The whole neighborhood came alive and I could go down past Hoyt Street without fear for my life. I'm kidding, I kid Hoyt Street!
3. George Bush's policies: I'm not in the mood.
4. Football Monopoly Networks: Let me explain this. If you watch football, you'll know what I mean. Say for example I'm watching the Jets vs. Patriots (Which I'll never be able to because they'd rather show me the fuckin' Bucanners vs. Carolina, a dumbass game with no meaning whatsoever) So I'm watching the game, and like in the middle of the 2nd quarter I hear ads for NEXT WEEK's games! Network prick, let me enjoy THIS game. I don't wanna think about next weekend, that means I have to think about the school leading up to it. So let me be ignorant of the school that I have to go to next week. Let me enjoy the damn game and on say Wednesday start hawking the weekend games. You already do it anyway
Thanks for listening everyone, goodnight!
1. The goddamn school filter: At my school we have a freakin filter that leaves only two sites that I can check there: nytimes.com and my yahoo page which has all of my comics. I can't check my yahoo mail, I can't visit any sites that contain the word "dang" let alone theonion.com. Packer people apparently have a policy where they can do anything with their computers and it's their own fault if they fail. Hey, that's a good idea. Make us learn the hard way not to mess around in school instead of worrying about your freakin' ratings!
2. My Neighborhood at Halloween: I got one group of kids ask me for candy this year, edging out last year by 1 group. Obviously my neighborhood is inhabited by a bunch of old people with no kids. But apparently, 3 blocks down (In "German territory", i.e. Germantown) there's a whole slew of kids trick or treating. Dumb kids won't venture a few blocks this way. Halloween in Brooklyn was the best ever. The whole neighborhood came alive and I could go down past Hoyt Street without fear for my life. I'm kidding, I kid Hoyt Street!
3. George Bush's policies: I'm not in the mood.
4. Football Monopoly Networks: Let me explain this. If you watch football, you'll know what I mean. Say for example I'm watching the Jets vs. Patriots (Which I'll never be able to because they'd rather show me the fuckin' Bucanners vs. Carolina, a dumbass game with no meaning whatsoever) So I'm watching the game, and like in the middle of the 2nd quarter I hear ads for NEXT WEEK's games! Network prick, let me enjoy THIS game. I don't wanna think about next weekend, that means I have to think about the school leading up to it. So let me be ignorant of the school that I have to go to next week. Let me enjoy the damn game and on say Wednesday start hawking the weekend games. You already do it anyway
Thanks for listening everyone, goodnight!