Birthdays are Zero Indexed

[tibbsy]

In recent news, My sister-in-law gave birth this afternoon to a healthy, happy baby boy tentatively named "Dirtbug." Needless to say, I shall not let my nephew be named such a thing for long. In a surprising move, Dirtbug has shown significantly advanced mental powers and contacted me telepathically. I'm not entirely sure I have his language perfectly, but he reports being slightly irritated by this chilly "air" but totally digging this "breathing" thing that he just learned. Also, people are talking to him like he's an idiot.

Gird yourself world, for there is yet another male Tibbs to do you battle. Make ready!