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Today at subway I exploded a microwave.
What a nifty way to start off with the new owners.
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alright, I guess I should explain that a bit more.
Someone microwaved a metal container yesterday. And then thought it would be a great idea to not tell anyone.
So this morning, being completely oblivious to the metal cookout from the day before, I threw some chicken in the microwave.
And next thing I know the owner is sprinting out the back door with the burning microwave in tow.
No, we did not serve that chicken to the customers.
I need a new job.
What a nifty way to start off with the new owners.
...
alright, I guess I should explain that a bit more.
Someone microwaved a metal container yesterday. And then thought it would be a great idea to not tell anyone.
So this morning, being completely oblivious to the metal cookout from the day before, I threw some chicken in the microwave.
And next thing I know the owner is sprinting out the back door with the burning microwave in tow.
No, we did not serve that chicken to the customers.
I need a new job.