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[tiamet_nox]

I'm so cool I'm worshiped by other Gods! Yes. You may cower before me. And leave offerings. Now, Mortal

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[mightywizard]

foreplay dice. A little tip of advice, a man who needs dice to tell him what to do has more than just a lack of imagination.

[tiamet_nox]

Ben has foreplaydice

[mightywizard]

Ben also has a car alarm that talks so i'll let that one slide.

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[ben_krak]

Never used them in actual foreplay, Jeff's right... foreplay is a joyous game of pleasure--not something to be left to the whim of a pair of dice. The only time I used them, was at a sleepover, and I got to lick my friend's boobs... what a strange strange night that was... I think there was something in the air...mold, or asbestos or something. Amyway, when your parents quit using them, and your sister and Jeff are done with them, you and I should give them a try.

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[tiamet_nox]

I can quite happily say I will never even consider playing with you and foreplay dice.

Jeff has been informed of precisely what will happen if he perves on my sister. :P