*flails* It's like they have a direct line into my id!
*flailsmore* Her name is Captain's Fancy Valentine Sweetheart! She's a long suffering public servant brought low by a moment of emotional weakness! She's being rescued by a public action group! I can't - I can't even -
OMIGOSH I AM IN HEAVEN.
Now Sweetheart needs to streamline their work process for them in thanks and my life will be complete!
I have a weird id. But still!