I'm really very sorry for all the bad things I did this year (that I can't remember doing) :D
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I punched
pepi_te in the arm (-10 points). Last Friday I committed genocide... Sorry about that,
exceptindreams (-5000 points). In June I caught a purse-snatcher who stole
winifred_ish's purse (30 points). Last Thursday I gave
hera2511 a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last month I gave
sleepyblackcat a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4940 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
tiah15
My favourite line though: For Christmas I deserve a Pony Slaystation 3!
P.S. I watched Inception today. It was OK. I still don't get the hype though, sorry.