Oh. Dear. God.
Please don't do this while drinking.
OK, here's the drill. Start up iTunes and put it on full random.
Fill in the blanks.
I'm not responcible for the consequences.
Some people get real elaborate, fleshing them all out. Me, I just let the chips fall where they may and can't stop giggling at the mental images. If I nailed 'em all down, you probably wouldn't have half as much fun reading 'em.
Our story begins with: Walk on Water by Marc Cohn
who is living in: Love Theme From Twin Peaks by Angelo Badalamenti
and spends time: Friends Will Be Friends by Queen
while longing for: Undercover Angel by Alan O'Day
In her troubled past, he/ she: Fragile by Sting
and since then, he/she has: Sweet Transvestite by Tim Curry
leaving him/her conflicted over: Down In The Hole by James Taylor
On this fateful day, our hero: Road To Nowhere by Talking Heads
which causes this conflict or risks this loss: Behind Closed Doors by Charlie Ritch
He/She resolves to: Don't Know Why by Norah Jones
but fails to: Gump by Weird Al Yankovic
intensifying their conflict by: Rio by Michael Nesmith
Pressures build until: Legend of the Big Bird by ? (it's a radio summary of the Big Bird of South Texas alien animal scare of 1979)
At this crucial point, he/she chooses: Laugh Kills Lonesome by Michael Nesmith
and the story resolves with: The Tao Of Heaven by Rick Springfield