The iTunes Plot Generator!

Sep 27, 2006 00:41

Oh. Dear. God.

Please don't do this while drinking.

OK, here's the drill. Start up iTunes and put it on full random.

Fill in the blanks.

I'm not responcible for the consequences.

Some people get real elaborate, fleshing them all out. Me, I just let the chips fall where they may and can't stop giggling at the mental images. If I nailed 'em all down, you probably wouldn't have half as much fun reading 'em.



Our story begins with: Walk on Water by Marc Cohn

who is living in: Love Theme From Twin Peaks by Angelo Badalamenti

and spends time: Friends Will Be Friends by Queen

while longing for: Undercover Angel by Alan O'Day

In her troubled past, he/ she: Fragile by Sting

and since then, he/she has: Sweet Transvestite by Tim Curry

leaving him/her conflicted over: Down In The Hole by James Taylor

On this fateful day, our hero: Road To Nowhere by Talking Heads

which causes this conflict or risks this loss: Behind Closed Doors by Charlie Ritch

He/She resolves to: Don't Know Why by Norah Jones

but fails to: Gump by Weird Al Yankovic

intensifying their conflict by: Rio by Michael Nesmith

Pressures build until: Legend of the Big Bird by ? (it's a radio summary of the Big Bird of South Texas alien animal scare of 1979)

At this crucial point, he/she chooses: Laugh Kills Lonesome by Michael Nesmith

and the story resolves with: The Tao Of Heaven by Rick Springfield
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