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[thynameisvanity]

Aldous Antonin please get here NOW my water just broke and the stupid house elves are useless and getting under my feet and this is NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPENING YET

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[antonin]

On my way WAKE UP, DICKFACE milotchka, don't worry, it's all going to be fine fine fine, you're going to have a BABY! And it's all going to be fine HA he's awake we're leaving now.

[thynameisvanity]

hurry

[_mulciber_]

If we could stop panicking, please. Women give birth all the time. Will be there approx 2 minutes, Crumpet is to assist.

[thynameisvanity]

bloody house elf dictating this get here FASTER they're driving me insane--

HOUSE ELF ASSISTING MY BABY BEING BORN ALDOUS MULCIBER I'M GOING TO--

Pecky isn't typing them words.

[_mulciber_]

Crumpet is a goblin. It's an entirely different species.

[thynameisvanity]

Pecky doesn't think the missus was very impressed by goblin, Mr Mulciber Sir. The missus is yelling again.