Habeas Corpses, Book 3 in the series by Mark Simmons
Deirdre perked up. "A vampire and a human? Dating? You want advice!"
Lupé nodded thoughtfully.
"I mean," The Kid added, "it's not like there's anything in Cosmo or Dear Abby or nothin'."
"There's Buffy," my sig said.
"Huh?" The Kid and I both responded.
"The Vampire Slayer," Lupé explained without really explaining.
"Are we talking Spike or Angel?" Deirdre asked.
"Angel, of course."
The redhead shook her head. "Nah. 'Spike moves' is what J.D. would be wanting."
Lupé seemed taken aback. "What? Are you a sixth season 'shipper? That was sick and disgusting!"
The Kid looked at me. "What are they talking about?"
I shrugged. "I dunno. But sick and disgusting sounds right up your alley."
"Hey!"
"Maybe The Executioner is more to J.D.'s liking," Jenny whispered.
"The Executioner?" I asked.
"Who?" The Kid asked.
"Anita Blake," Deirdre answered.
"Oh, please," Lupé sniffed. "She's worse than Buffy, season six."
"I suppose you're a Giles groupie."
"What's that supposed to mean?"
J.D. and I looked at each other. We both took a step back.
"Hey! Buffy may be The Slayer but Anita's The Executioner!"
"Buffy Summers would kick Anita Blake's ass!"
The Kid and I both fled to the den.
Thought I would share this. I found it over at Bloodnet Online Fourms
Lupé nodded thoughtfully.
"I mean," The Kid added, "it's not like there's anything in Cosmo or Dear Abby or nothin'."
"There's Buffy," my sig said.
"Huh?" The Kid and I both responded.
"The Vampire Slayer," Lupé explained without really explaining.
"Are we talking Spike or Angel?" Deirdre asked.
"Angel, of course."
The redhead shook her head. "Nah. 'Spike moves' is what J.D. would be wanting."
Lupé seemed taken aback. "What? Are you a sixth season 'shipper? That was sick and disgusting!"
The Kid looked at me. "What are they talking about?"
I shrugged. "I dunno. But sick and disgusting sounds right up your alley."
"Hey!"
"Maybe The Executioner is more to J.D.'s liking," Jenny whispered.
"The Executioner?" I asked.
"Who?" The Kid asked.
"Anita Blake," Deirdre answered.
"Oh, please," Lupé sniffed. "She's worse than Buffy, season six."
"I suppose you're a Giles groupie."
"What's that supposed to mean?"
J.D. and I looked at each other. We both took a step back.
"Hey! Buffy may be The Slayer but Anita's The Executioner!"
"Buffy Summers would kick Anita Blake's ass!"
The Kid and I both fled to the den.
Thought I would share this. I found it over at Bloodnet Online Fourms