w00t!!

[thymepuns]

You may notice that my mood is happy. It is not the 5-year maximum of content or the 5-year average of malcontent. No, it is fully blown happy. Now, what would make me be that happy? There are only a handful of things could do that

Comments

[thesturat]

can i have your tickets?

[thymepuns]

Do you have money or sex? And lots of it?

(Note: I will not accept sex from you)

[thesturat]

a little sex and little money?

[thymepuns]

From whom and how much? and how much?

[thesturat]

i dunno, i dunno, i dunno

[thymepuns]

Then I'll keep my tickets.

[thymepuns]

tempting, but bagels are not sex and they are not money.

how low would you go for the bagels????