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[thymepuns]

My Numerical Methods class had a discussion about whether or not fat people have more blood than non-fat people. It was settled when one of my classmates called his mortician friend.

Yes, they do, but not very much more.

Also, Shaq would take alcohol better than my professor, he insists.

I like college because I learn so much.

Comments

[thesturat]

dude, Shaq can drink a whole keg and not get buzzed!

[bigsillydan]

Shaq is a light weight

and deh wein... i'm sorry, lol