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Title: The Brilliant Terror of The Snow
author: thyluvlyname212
genre: PURE CRACK THIS TIME I SWEARRRR
length: one-shot
pairing: Yunho/Junsu
The Brilliant Terror Of The Snow
It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, YunHo and JunSu went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and YunHo hit JunSu in his ankle with a big hard iceball. It hurt a lot, but YunHo kissed it roughly and then it was all better.
Then they decided to make a snow man.
"We'll make a really wet snow man!" YunHo said.
"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" JunSu said. "That would be more husky and politically correct."
"I know," YunHo said. "We can make a snow dolphin. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."
So they rolled the snow up eccentrically and made a desparate snow dolphin. YunHo put on a squid for the leg. The dolphin was almost as big as JunSu.
"It looks sloppy," YunHo said seductively. "But it seems like it's missing something."
"Here," JunSu said and held up a tight octopus. "I found this on top of a dim rainbow." He put the octopus onto the dolphin's head.
It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the dolphin, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like a siren who lures her prey with her beautiful voice.
JunSu screamed quickly and ran but the snow dolphin chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow dolphin slapped him randomly.
"Nobody does that to my little Orgasmic Seaweed," YunHo screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow dolphin through the penis. It fell down and YunHo kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.
"You saved me!" JunSu said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.
The octopus lay in the yard until a sweet child picked it up and took it home.
Title: The Brilliant Terror of The Snow
author: thyluvlyname212
genre: PURE CRACK THIS TIME I SWEARRRR
length: one-shot
pairing: Yunho/Junsu
The Brilliant Terror Of The Snow
It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, YunHo and JunSu went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and YunHo hit JunSu in his ankle with a big hard iceball. It hurt a lot, but YunHo kissed it roughly and then it was all better.
Then they decided to make a snow man.
"We'll make a really wet snow man!" YunHo said.
"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" JunSu said. "That would be more husky and politically correct."
"I know," YunHo said. "We can make a snow dolphin. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."
So they rolled the snow up eccentrically and made a desparate snow dolphin. YunHo put on a squid for the leg. The dolphin was almost as big as JunSu.
"It looks sloppy," YunHo said seductively. "But it seems like it's missing something."
"Here," JunSu said and held up a tight octopus. "I found this on top of a dim rainbow." He put the octopus onto the dolphin's head.
It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the dolphin, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like a siren who lures her prey with her beautiful voice.
JunSu screamed quickly and ran but the snow dolphin chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow dolphin slapped him randomly.
"Nobody does that to my little Orgasmic Seaweed," YunHo screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow dolphin through the penis. It fell down and YunHo kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.
"You saved me!" JunSu said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.
The octopus lay in the yard until a sweet child picked it up and took it home.