I'm not worthy!
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.
When the stars were right, I fed rackhaam to a Shoggoth (250 points). In August, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In February, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In May, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In November, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In October, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon aevumcaruivos (65 points).
In short, I have been very bad (-595 points) and deserve to be left to whimper as my mind shatters before the vision of your greatness.
Your humble and obedient servant,
thylo_cine
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