Senate Resolution 1145 (As suggested by Airman English)
It is here by purposed that Wal-Mart Co. Shall build no less than 1000 stores in the country known as Iraq. This will lower the amount of suicide bombings and other such violent incidents by way of the known need to go to Wal-Mart in the early hours of the morning to buy the most random shit. If the Iraqi people are shopping at Wal-Mart all the time, then they can't possibly be committing violent acts.
THe resolution is here by passed.
THe resolution is here by passed.