Like a football bat...
New cold medicine. Label says, "Caution while using heavy machinery."
Silly me. I wasn't aware that the DVD player counted. I spent ten minutes watching the little screen saver and thinking, "Dude, these special effects ROCK!"
Why bother with drugs? Drugs are expensive. This shit costs $4.88 a box, and I'm fucked up like a football bat. Wheeeeee...
*thud*
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....
Silly me. I wasn't aware that the DVD player counted. I spent ten minutes watching the little screen saver and thinking, "Dude, these special effects ROCK!"
Why bother with drugs? Drugs are expensive. This shit costs $4.88 a box, and I'm fucked up like a football bat. Wheeeeee...
*thud*
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....