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[thursday_angel]

[there is some nonsense noise before whoever is posting realizes it's recording]

Hello? Can anyone hear me? Will someone please tell me where I am?

This is...the last place I expected to be. It's really important that I get off of this ship.

...Dean? Sam? Anyone?

This is most unexpected. Why am I here?

Hrm.

[more nonsense noise before the

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I.. can't resist.

[forgivemesister]

You're on a ship called the Elegante, and you were brought here by Captain Redd. You won't find your friends here, sorry.

Why resist when there is lulz to be had?

[thursday_angel]

...Dean, is that you? Where are you?

luuulz

[forgivemesister]

...My name's not Dean. It's Gunn. Gunnar Dottir.

[No asking to get back, or who the captain is?]

Who are you?

:3

[thursday_angel]

Oh. My apologies. My name is Castiel.

[He was going to, then he got his hopes up. Now that they are dashed, Gunn will get the expected questions.]

So, why exactly did this Captain Redd bring us onto this ship? This is a very inconvenient time for me to be pulled away.

[forgivemesister]

Castiel... interesting name.

[It's said very casually, however. Gunn and his sister are named after nordic characters, after all.]

It's inconvenient for most of the people who end up here. No one knows why he brought us on board... the crew says it's for our own protection, that we were 'chosen.'

[thursday_angel]

Most people call me "Cas."

But I am perfectly capable of protecting myself. Bringing me to this ship was pointless.

[forgivemesister]

Cas, allright. I'll remember that. Most people stick to Gunn for me.

I don't think it's necessarily that we couldn't protect ourselves... rumor has it that our worlds were destroyed, or something like that. Don't know how true it is, but that's what the crew says.

The crew also took our weapons, though, so I'm not inclined to trust them.

[thursday_angel]

[Have a long minute of silence from the other end.]

Destroyed, you say? I would certainly hope that is only a rumor.

As long as I can get my weapon back when I leave, I don't mind it being taken away too much. I would still feel better if I had it, though.

[forgivemesister]

The crew seem pretty adamant that's what happened, but like I said... not exactly trustworthy.

[Gunn snorts.]

You'll be wanting the weapon back if the ship goes haywire again, that's for sure.

[thursday_angel]

It's good that my world wasn't destroyed, but that doesn't make this situation much better if the crew cannot be trusted.

What do you mean, "haywire?"

[forgivemesister]

They'll at least feed you, and you can be sure the food won't have poison in it if you've been behaving.

Which, by the way, behaving means "no snooping around" and not hurting anyone. You get into any fights, it's your funeral. Or punishment, as it may be.

Haywire, like things going wrong? The ship went all funky about a month ago. Situation normal all fucked up.

[thursday_angel]

Hmm. So, they would rather I just exist here quietly. I will keep that in mind.

What sort of things happen when the ship goes haywire?

[forgivemesister]

Heh, I never thought of it that way, but you're right.

It depends on the ship. The last bad one.. there was a doctor putting jewels in people that made them violent, graves that people would get in and not want to get out of, a little girl who could kill you with her mind...

Then there's stuff that's not really a problem, like singing macaroni necklaces and food that makes you hallucinate.

[thursday_angel]

Interesting. So even if I'm not conspicuous, things might still be bad.

Thank you for the information. It will be a great help.

[forgivemesister]

Just keep safe and out of the way, and you won't do too badly.

Hey, its no problem. Passengers got to look out for each other and all of that.

Let me know if you need any more help, okay?

[thursday_angel]

I will. Thank you, Gunn.