She's enjoying thiiis. Explain it to him! Details! Details!
Baby, please! You're really not understanding this. Are you telling me no one has ever tried to take you home with them? Pick up lines are like... compliments most of the time. Something from the other person to tell you they're interested.
And they want to bang you!
[Grapple laughs.]
Shut up, Shadow. And then there's just like.. general flirting and.. this is going straight over your head isn't it.
I do not have time for such frivolous interactions.
Yeah, this is totally going over his head. It's been, like, thousands of years since he's interacted with humans on this sort of level. His pal took him to a brothel and he totally wasted his chance to get laid.
[FORTY YEAR OLD VIRGIN?!]
You can't shut us up, we know everything there is to know about you~
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He's older than dirt, almost literally!
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All those years and he's only shacked up once? What's the problem? Are you butt ugly or something?
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Dude, this guy could get any girl he wants, but he's too stupid to use it properly.
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I've had people tell me the same, darlin'. It's a pick up line.
It means they want in your pants.
[Pfft. Angel. That's a good one.]
Oh yeah? Prove it. How about you let me take a look at that face?
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He's hopeless I tell ya. Now come on, Cas, show the pretty lady your face!
I don't believe that is necessary.
So? Just do it! You know I'll just get worse the longer you wait.
[A resigned sigh and the video switches on just long enough to focus on his face.]
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Whoa, you're not bad at all.
He's fucking hot! I'd jump him if I could. Take him Grapple. Take him
Shut up! I'm not gonna scare the poor guy geez.
Wasted opportunity.
Hush! You're a hottie alright. But if you don't know what a pick up line is then I guess we've found our problem.
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I still do not see the point of such an act.
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She's enjoying thiiis. Explain it to him! Details! Details!
Baby, please! You're really not understanding this. Are you telling me no one has ever tried to take you home with them? Pick up lines are like... compliments most of the time. Something from the other person to tell you they're interested.
And they want to bang you!
[Grapple laughs.]
Shut up, Shadow. And then there's just like.. general flirting and.. this is going straight over your head isn't it.
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Yeah, this is totally going over his head. It's been, like, thousands of years since he's interacted with humans on this sort of level. His pal took him to a brothel and he totally wasted his chance to get laid.
Be. Silent.
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A brothel? That's a little... ehhh. With a face like that any bar would be enough.
And you wouldn't have to pay.
What are you so busy doing then? We're on a boat in the middle of no where. It's not like whatever jobs we had back home matter here.
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Translation: he's too much of an uptight wimp to know how to use his di-
Quiet!
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And get laid!
People say they've been here for over a year. One night away from your research isn't gonna kill you.
It's research if you don't know it!
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That's it babe, appeal to the scholar within him!
A night off would not hurt, I suppose. But I will not be "getting laid".
Oh come on, don't chicken out in the eleventh hour!
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Aww! That's no fun at all!
Just... take a break and chill out a bit, okay? Promise me you will.
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Alright then. I promise I will take a break soon.
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