Best post EVER
Okay, so I'm reading posts in the Relationship forum on bodybuilding.com. Anyway, there's this thread about girls pooping. The guy who started the thread wanted to know how can girls only shit like 2-3 times per week, and when they DO shit, it's like small turds. Well... this guy responds with this story:
"ive smelled some horrid girlshit before. It was a huge log the size of my dick, she didnt flush the toilet. I was at the salon when this happened getting my hair did.
Anyway i noticed this sexy blonde tan bitch go into their co-ed bathroom. Well she came out, and when she did i went to go take a piss. Anyway i walk in there and the smell hits me like a pimpslap to the grill. I start gaggin... look into the toilet and theres a turd standing straight up wrapped around toiletpaper for support. Pure vile sickness.
I ended up pissing in the sink... when i got out the smell must of lingered on my clothes because my hair stylist gave me a dirty look...
Anyway theres a huge commotion in 5 min later, turns out some girl went in there and screamed, tried flushin the toilet and its overflowed.
They ended up blaming this old lady who could barely speak, she started scratching one of the managers faces out of rage and being accused of wrongdoing when she was really innocent...ended up wheeling her out because she fainted, and get this.. fell face first into toilet shit water that was creeping closer and closer to everyone. (no one could stop the overflow).
She was later given some charges but they were dropped due to her being an old skeezer and the absurdity of the entire situation...
i think my stylist thinks it was me, but she didnt say anything.
So theres the story, HOT BLONDES SHIT LIKE SAILORS WITH SCABIES"
I laughed my ass off.. so I just had to share that with everyone. How can you go wrong with stories about the poo? You can't!
Oh God here's another response and WORDS TO LIVE BY:
"This is the kind of thing we must remember if anyone is ever affraid of approaching a female. They can defy nature by wearing thicker shoes to make them taller, wearing makeup to make them appear better-looking, and wearing clothes that hide their flaws..... but they are human, and cannot escape the poo."
No truer words were ever spoken.
"ive smelled some horrid girlshit before. It was a huge log the size of my dick, she didnt flush the toilet. I was at the salon when this happened getting my hair did.
Anyway i noticed this sexy blonde tan bitch go into their co-ed bathroom. Well she came out, and when she did i went to go take a piss. Anyway i walk in there and the smell hits me like a pimpslap to the grill. I start gaggin... look into the toilet and theres a turd standing straight up wrapped around toiletpaper for support. Pure vile sickness.
I ended up pissing in the sink... when i got out the smell must of lingered on my clothes because my hair stylist gave me a dirty look...
Anyway theres a huge commotion in 5 min later, turns out some girl went in there and screamed, tried flushin the toilet and its overflowed.
They ended up blaming this old lady who could barely speak, she started scratching one of the managers faces out of rage and being accused of wrongdoing when she was really innocent...ended up wheeling her out because she fainted, and get this.. fell face first into toilet shit water that was creeping closer and closer to everyone. (no one could stop the overflow).
She was later given some charges but they were dropped due to her being an old skeezer and the absurdity of the entire situation...
i think my stylist thinks it was me, but she didnt say anything.
So theres the story, HOT BLONDES SHIT LIKE SAILORS WITH SCABIES"
I laughed my ass off.. so I just had to share that with everyone. How can you go wrong with stories about the poo? You can't!
Oh God here's another response and WORDS TO LIVE BY:
"This is the kind of thing we must remember if anyone is ever affraid of approaching a female. They can defy nature by wearing thicker shoes to make them taller, wearing makeup to make them appear better-looking, and wearing clothes that hide their flaws..... but they are human, and cannot escape the poo."
No truer words were ever spoken.