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http://www.bbc.com/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm
zombies are real.
i friggin hate zombies
jakes a liar.
now jakes gonna beat me up but im willing to make the sacrifice to save the world
"General Ary Serey had this to say, 'We have obtained samples of this new parasite and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all.'"
this is exactly how the outbreak is gonnna start. their gonna have to put that stuff in some dead person and that person is gonna kill all the technicians. and then now theres more zombies and the population is only gonna get bigger. we must stop them before its to late.
me and jake and luke are gonna start stockpiling weapons. shotguns, automatic rifles, bats, flamethrowers, and +3 silver blessed dwarven waraxes. were also building a bunker in a secret disclosed location. we plan on using games like area 51, doom halflife, residental evil 1-4, and many other games as training to fight these evil beings. all of you that are laughing right now are gonna be sorry when your flesch is being feasted upon by a zombie.
did you know that: zombies teeth can be as strong as steal. because you know that the humans basic instinct is to eat and not to mate. and zombies can tap into retard-like strength... thus the reason for blessing being on "zombie suspicion". also due to the fact that they eat brains, they can harness "pyrokenisis" [power to create fire from thought] so not only are they super retarded but they can can control fire.
you all should take my advice and start stocking up on supplies as well.
this is gonna be worse than y2k
see look zombies
zombies are real.
i friggin hate zombies
jakes a liar.
now jakes gonna beat me up but im willing to make the sacrifice to save the world
"General Ary Serey had this to say, 'We have obtained samples of this new parasite and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all.'"
this is exactly how the outbreak is gonnna start. their gonna have to put that stuff in some dead person and that person is gonna kill all the technicians. and then now theres more zombies and the population is only gonna get bigger. we must stop them before its to late.
me and jake and luke are gonna start stockpiling weapons. shotguns, automatic rifles, bats, flamethrowers, and +3 silver blessed dwarven waraxes. were also building a bunker in a secret disclosed location. we plan on using games like area 51, doom halflife, residental evil 1-4, and many other games as training to fight these evil beings. all of you that are laughing right now are gonna be sorry when your flesch is being feasted upon by a zombie.
did you know that: zombies teeth can be as strong as steal. because you know that the humans basic instinct is to eat and not to mate. and zombies can tap into retard-like strength... thus the reason for blessing being on "zombie suspicion". also due to the fact that they eat brains, they can harness "pyrokenisis" [power to create fire from thought] so not only are they super retarded but they can can control fire.
you all should take my advice and start stocking up on supplies as well.
this is gonna be worse than y2k
see look zombies