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[thunderwitch]

... Why didn't my outfit change? When every one of the boys was acting like a flaming faggot in a skirt yesterday, why did my outfit not change?

Fuck this. Whatever.

I'll lay it out for you all plainly.

Hiring: Housekeeper

Yes, you get paid. Alfons will pay you. No, I won't touch you. You think I'm stupid enough to eat what works for me

Comments

[opfern]

So you really Sometimes saying 'please' gets better results.

[thunderwitch]

Over my dead body.

[opfern]

You must not want a housekeeper that badly, then.

[thunderwitch]

More like I know there are desperate bitches around, and I'm not about to beg for some piece of shit to come round.

[opfern]

I thought you might say that. But saying 'please' isn't begging. It's just polite.

[thunderwitch]

When did you mistake me for that, again?

[opfern]

Hope keeps us alive! Figuratively speaking.

[thunderwitch]

What an awful joke.

[opfern]

I thought it was funny...

[thunderwitch]

Tch.

[opfern]

Harsh.

[thunderwitch]

Oops.

[opfern]

I think I'll survive. Somehow.

[thunderwitch]

Tenacious little fucker.

[opfern]

I suppose that's one way to put it.

[thunderwitch]

Sounds better than alternatives.