Mission~

[thundernymph]

Well, I finally got granted that mission I've been wanting. And I'm pleased to report that it was a very relaxing mission as well. I got to finish my new book and I also succeeded in completing that Sudoku puzzle book that I stole from Zexion.So. What'd I miss? I hear that the flu has spread. I'm in a considerably good mood today, so I don't

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[mycarddeck]

Knowing you, Larxene, you'll find some way to humor yourself while the two villiage idiots are out of commission.

You're cooking dinner this week? Oh, joy.

[qualitas]

If you were referring to Axel and me, you will regret it. Have you encountered those vines of mine yet? I believe Xigbar's told you about them.

And Larxene's cooking is better than yours, so you're not one to talk.

[mycarddeck]

No, I'm talking about the OTHER pink-and-red-haired morons that infuriate me with their very presence.

Oh no, I don't doubt that her chicken salad is to die for, but I don't really appreciate the fear of having sharp objects hidden in my food.

[qualitas]

And how exactly do we infuriate you, Luxord? If you're jealous of all the amazing sex we have, just ask and we'll let you join.

And my hair is brown. Larxene dyed it while I was asleep, and the dye has yet to fade. It's increasingly annoying.

She's not one to hide sharp objects in your food. She'd rather cut open your throat and stomach on her own. :)

[mycarddeck]

Only if I don't have to be bottom.

How do you and Axel get on my nerves? Let me count the ways... you're cynical, smartass, perverted, disgusting, prettier than me, and you both suck at card games.

Brown. Of course.

[qualitas]

I'll have to take it up with Axel. Though, chances are, you'll be on top.

We're not perverted and disgusting. We're just more adventurous than you are. :)

And we suck at a lot more than card games. ♥

I wouldn't say we're "prettier" than you. I'm gorgeous, thank you very much. I have to say, your eyes are... incredibly enticing.

[mycarddeck]

Oh, good. I refuse to bottom for a man that weighs less than one of my feet.

Don't deny it. You two are more horny than a group of 15-year-old boys combined.

You flatter me, Marluxia. Really, I can HEAR my ego fluctuating.

Say more.

[thundernymph]

Luxord, rest assured. Your food will not have anything murderous or even lightly dangerous. I don't stoop so low. I'll have you know that Marluxia is right. Axel would tell you the same. He's come dangerously close to having me kill him before. So. The chicken salad is safe. And delicious beyond belief. It's in the fridge.

And Marly~, I don't think that there's a person in the castle that you don't flatter. Please, stop using your talents for your own benefits. When you hit Luxord, you know you've gone too far. His eyes aren't any prettier than mine.