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CURRENT TOP 40's:
1. T-Pain Featuring Yung Joc
Buy U A Drank (Shawty Snappin')
Once again we see yet another music video with black men prissing around like overweight divas. The music itself isn't bad until the first 10 seconds ends, then it sounds like every other hip-hop song on the face of the planet. Surprisingly, the guy actually isn't SUCH a terrible singer, meaning he can hit a few notes and I don't want to rip my eyes out of their sockets, mash them repeatedly into a wall, etc.
Ok, so far.. eh. But let's assess the lyrics:
"Baby girl
What's your name
Let me talk to you
Let me buy you a drank"
a DRANK?
I'm sorry, you'll have to speak proper English if you would like to purchase me an alcoholic beverage, GOOD SIR.
"I'm T-Pain, you know me"
NO RLY? I MEAN ASIDE FROM THE FACT THAT YOUR FUCKING NAME IS LISTED AS THE ARTIST OF THE SONG AND ALL...
(I hate these kinds of self-references, like in Hips Don't Lie where they sing "Shakira Shakira Shakira" over and over)
"Snap your fingers, you can do it all by yourself."
Actually, my fingers came with warning labels saying that they're not intended for children ages 8 and under.
"I know the club, It close at 3"
Great English once again.
See, this is the problem with you damned Amerians. North American clubs close at 3. WHY? I have no idea. But because of this you all fucking run around like loony bins because you have no pot and no liquor to satiate you, and you get guns and shoot the hell out of each other. Why does your society have to be so TIGHTASS about this sort of thing? It's rather self-defeating if you ask me.
"whats the chances of you rollin wit me
back to the crib
show you how I live
lets get drunk and forget what we did "
... Um. Yes.
Anyone who sleeps with YOU will DEFINITELY want to forget what they did.
"I got money in the baank"
At which point in the song he repeatedly unfurls a few bills.
Wooaaah. SO MUCH MONEEEY All of like $30 LULZ
What's even funnier is, why the constant references to money in the bank? I'm sorry, did buying me a "drank" max out your credit card or something???
If you're going to brag about all this money then I should think 1 drank is pithy for you.
How about a drink, some flowers, chocolates, designer clothing, a yacht, an apartment, .. I can go on. ^_^
"wont you meet me at the bar
respect BiG PiMpIn "
NO COMMENT.
"3 for you and 3 for me
im checkin ya body language
i love the conversation
and when you lick your lips
i get a tinglin sensation
now were both bout tipsy
you say you in the mood
all you need is bout a hour
better yet maybe two
let me take you where i live
ferrari switch gears
when you whisper in my ear
my legs hit the chandelier
passion fruit and sex
all in the atmosphere "
So basically you date-rape women after getting them pissed out of their minds.
LOVELY.
NEXT:
2. Maroon5
Makes Me Wonder
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"This Love" annoyed me so much, that Maroon 5 hardly redeems itself. This song is so-so. Mediocre at best. It shouldn't have made #2. Ever. In a million years.
3. Avril Lavigne
Girlfriend
It's Avril Lavigne. Angry scenester-girl music. She wears a fucking tie sometimes... What do you expect from her?
here's my question: why is this stupid little slut still popular and rich?! She deserves to live in a dumpster somewhere.
4. Timbaland Featuring Nelly Furtado & Justin Timberlake
Give It To Me
Well let's see. Apparently this song is each of the three artists attacking someone who attacked their careers in the past. VERSION PROFESSIONAL I MUST SAY. Timbaland can't sing/rap worth a shit, so most of the vocals here go to Furtado. It's sick how this guy just markets huge celebrities, pumping them out.. They're like his little minions in this song, they just do whatever he wants basically. Even though the two of them look like absolute shit.
Had this song not had their vocals, it would likely have failed miserably. Nobody wants to hear your little in-fighting/quarreling except people who watch Entertainment Tonight and they're just lame.. I don't even fucking know if that show is ON anymore.. lulz
5. Ne-Yo
Because of You
Sorry to tell you, buddy, but a stupid and ugly chick (Kelly Clarkson)Z as well as probably many others before either of you two came up with this song title BEFORE You did. And theirs are marginally better. Thus you FAIL AT LIFE.
1. T-Pain Featuring Yung Joc
Buy U A Drank (Shawty Snappin')
Once again we see yet another music video with black men prissing around like overweight divas. The music itself isn't bad until the first 10 seconds ends, then it sounds like every other hip-hop song on the face of the planet. Surprisingly, the guy actually isn't SUCH a terrible singer, meaning he can hit a few notes and I don't want to rip my eyes out of their sockets, mash them repeatedly into a wall, etc.
Ok, so far.. eh. But let's assess the lyrics:
"Baby girl
What's your name
Let me talk to you
Let me buy you a drank"
a DRANK?
I'm sorry, you'll have to speak proper English if you would like to purchase me an alcoholic beverage, GOOD SIR.
"I'm T-Pain, you know me"
NO RLY? I MEAN ASIDE FROM THE FACT THAT YOUR FUCKING NAME IS LISTED AS THE ARTIST OF THE SONG AND ALL...
(I hate these kinds of self-references, like in Hips Don't Lie where they sing "Shakira Shakira Shakira" over and over)
"Snap your fingers, you can do it all by yourself."
Actually, my fingers came with warning labels saying that they're not intended for children ages 8 and under.
"I know the club, It close at 3"
Great English once again.
See, this is the problem with you damned Amerians. North American clubs close at 3. WHY? I have no idea. But because of this you all fucking run around like loony bins because you have no pot and no liquor to satiate you, and you get guns and shoot the hell out of each other. Why does your society have to be so TIGHTASS about this sort of thing? It's rather self-defeating if you ask me.
"whats the chances of you rollin wit me
back to the crib
show you how I live
lets get drunk and forget what we did "
... Um. Yes.
Anyone who sleeps with YOU will DEFINITELY want to forget what they did.
"I got money in the baank"
At which point in the song he repeatedly unfurls a few bills.
Wooaaah. SO MUCH MONEEEY All of like $30 LULZ
What's even funnier is, why the constant references to money in the bank? I'm sorry, did buying me a "drank" max out your credit card or something???
If you're going to brag about all this money then I should think 1 drank is pithy for you.
How about a drink, some flowers, chocolates, designer clothing, a yacht, an apartment, .. I can go on. ^_^
"wont you meet me at the bar
respect BiG PiMpIn "
NO COMMENT.
"3 for you and 3 for me
im checkin ya body language
i love the conversation
and when you lick your lips
i get a tinglin sensation
now were both bout tipsy
you say you in the mood
all you need is bout a hour
better yet maybe two
let me take you where i live
ferrari switch gears
when you whisper in my ear
my legs hit the chandelier
passion fruit and sex
all in the atmosphere "
So basically you date-rape women after getting them pissed out of their minds.
LOVELY.
NEXT:
2. Maroon5
Makes Me Wonder
...
...
...
"This Love" annoyed me so much, that Maroon 5 hardly redeems itself. This song is so-so. Mediocre at best. It shouldn't have made #2. Ever. In a million years.
3. Avril Lavigne
Girlfriend
It's Avril Lavigne. Angry scenester-girl music. She wears a fucking tie sometimes... What do you expect from her?
here's my question: why is this stupid little slut still popular and rich?! She deserves to live in a dumpster somewhere.
4. Timbaland Featuring Nelly Furtado & Justin Timberlake
Give It To Me
Well let's see. Apparently this song is each of the three artists attacking someone who attacked their careers in the past. VERSION PROFESSIONAL I MUST SAY. Timbaland can't sing/rap worth a shit, so most of the vocals here go to Furtado. It's sick how this guy just markets huge celebrities, pumping them out.. They're like his little minions in this song, they just do whatever he wants basically. Even though the two of them look like absolute shit.
Had this song not had their vocals, it would likely have failed miserably. Nobody wants to hear your little in-fighting/quarreling except people who watch Entertainment Tonight and they're just lame.. I don't even fucking know if that show is ON anymore.. lulz
5. Ne-Yo
Because of You
Sorry to tell you, buddy, but a stupid and ugly chick (Kelly Clarkson)Z as well as probably many others before either of you two came up with this song title BEFORE You did. And theirs are marginally better. Thus you FAIL AT LIFE.