Apr 14, 2007 03:56
So I've been looking at job postings for a summer job...
1 job was for a "Certified Arborist" but I misread and thought it was for a "Certified Abortionist" O_o''''''''
Then there was another job that required that "The applicant MUST BE a mental health consumer/survivor"
Ok. WTF?
"I LIKE TO CONSUME YOUR MENTAL HEALTH!"
"I AM EATING YOUR MENTAL HEALTH AWAY! HAHAHAHAH I AM THE CANCER THAT ROTS IN YOUR BRAIN!"
Furthermore, how can you survive mental health?
THIS MAKES NO SENSE. @_O
One job was titled
"NO EXPERIANCE NEEDED!!!!!"
My followup:
PROSTITUTION!!!!!!!!!!
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