Uh.. Jobz0rz

Apr 14, 2007 03:56

So I've been looking at job postings for a summer job...

1 job was for a "Certified Arborist" but I misread and thought it was for a "Certified Abortionist" O_o''''''''

Then there was another job that required that "The applicant MUST BE a mental health consumer/survivor"

Ok. WTF?

"I LIKE TO CONSUME YOUR MENTAL HEALTH!"
"I AM EATING YOUR MENTAL HEALTH AWAY! HAHAHAHAH I AM THE CANCER THAT ROTS IN YOUR BRAIN!"

Furthermore, how can you survive mental health?

THIS MAKES NO SENSE. @_O

One job was titled

"NO EXPERIANCE NEEDED!!!!!"

My followup:
PROSTITUTION!!!!!!!!!!
Try it now!
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