randomosity
tonight was the big billiard's banquet at terrys lounge. even though my team finished just better than dead last, we got $300 dollars as a team ($60 for me). we (duane, dixon, and i) have been planning to pool our cash to buy a pool table. duane was the deal breaker, citing a need to pay mason dues. he suggested i use my $60 to buy a hooker. i'm thinking about it. i have less than 4 months until i'm layed off for the winter, very excited about that. really getting tired of my life. all i want is to find a drop dead gorgeous woman that wants to see me about twice a week, make a mean sandwich, let me watch football, and drink beer with my friends without her tagging along. that's all i want. oh, i forgot, big boobs. that's a must. i wonder how much it would cost to have a hooker come over twice a week, to make sandwiches, and sweet, dirty love. everybody is obsessed with getting married and having all these pups. all i want is a little lovin' and a tasty sandwich.