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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In October I turned dark_entity in for running naked in the mall (3 points). Last month I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In May I gave draconyr a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Sunday I donated bone marrow to thequotes in a life-saving procedure (300 points).
Overall, I've been nice (579 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!
Sincerely,
thundercatamber