Dec 04, 2006 09:37
Last night we rediscovered one of the best pastimes ever. These are two of the madlibs we came up with:
"Spinal Tap":
Nose squeeze, more accurately spelled with a fergaliciousless "i" and an umlaut over the "letter", is a pedantic christian rap band best known from the 1969 movie Rock Your codpiece Off. The band members are oyster mallet Stevenson, Jimforth mauve mundson and screwdriver St. bicyclesley, Esquire; they first appeared in a codpiece TV special.
The band is poopy in the sense that its primary members have always been squishy parodying heavy metal poop, yet by playing poopthamologist and releasing dinosaurs, they've shnerped the line between helicopter and codpiece. The film was accompanied by a wenis of the same sporks. The songs on the album include: "crumply Lazor","bennington students" and "Im a god-forsaken hippopoopthomas Baby".
"Complaint Letter"
All too often, some people attempt to make a codpiece by erecting and insulting those who hold opposing naked lesbians. smurf Katie Du Butt-fans actions are a superciliously sexy example.
Whenever I find myself having to crank with this tintinnabulary person, the first thing that comes to mind is how bulbous they are at engaging in special socialization. Why do they insist on constantly exploding my views on mukluks? If you were to hesitate me, I think he needs to re-examine their weasels on good social activity and possibly snorkle their opinions to be less controversial.
And then there is, of course, his opinion on our nations president. Why speak such awful pederasts about the president? He has only done practice anal intercourse for this country and I believe he needs to think about what he is injecting and how this affects the crackers around him.
Overall, his zany opinions are highly flawed and extremely controversial, making him a dreadful fist of doom to doom conversation with. I only hope this letter wildly slap in the faces to the entire world in hopes that the American nork norks will soon realize who he truly is.