Speeding Motorcyle
Ok, this is IT! I mean it! I'm tired of having DREAMS about motorcyles! I want to learn to DRIVE one or whatever you do to them. I want to DRIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE a motorcyle. I want to shift, I want to wrap my milky white 38 year old thighs around a motorcyle, squeeze hard and learn to ride. I'm not a scooter girl. I want the real thing. And I don't care if I look like a lesbian because apparently according to one of my co-workers, I already do. So fuck that. I'll just be a pseudo dyke on a bike! Iranian women ride motorcyles wearing hijab. Now that's kind of funny. I can't imagine driving a motorcyle w/ a black chador trailing behind me, or trying to keep my scarf on my head so the mullahs don't get the basijis after me.
My next project after learning to drive a motorcyle is to fly in a helicopter. I'm gonna do it. I'm tired of talking about it, it's time to act!
My next project after learning to drive a motorcyle is to fly in a helicopter. I'm gonna do it. I'm tired of talking about it, it's time to act!