Thanks, Uncle Brezsny
Your gambling chakra is conspiring with your inner roughneck to pull a fast one on your dignity chakra and your inner wuss. If they get away with their scheme you may find yourself having ridiculous yet holy fun in high places. And I wouldn't be surprised if in the course of these hijinks, your spirit guides channeled some holistic karma into the part of your psychic anatomy that we in the consciousness business call your "spiritual orgy button." APRIL FOOL! Sorry if that sounded a bit esoteric. I was invoking some faux shamanic jargon in the hope of bypassing your rational mind and tricking you into experiencing a fizzy, buoyant altered state, which would be an excellent tonic for both your mental and physical health.
This horoscope is the best I've ever had. I am ready to laugh, yes. I have left all the cut-open dead rats behind.
Oh, and who wants Kokeb on Saturday? If they're open. The colours! The textures! Ethiopia!
For anyone following my math presentation, it sucked. I got a bunch of 2+s out of 4. I can't blame them; I basically pasted fractals to a posterboard and stood there looking unfriendly.
This horoscope is the best I've ever had. I am ready to laugh, yes. I have left all the cut-open dead rats behind.
Oh, and who wants Kokeb on Saturday? If they're open. The colours! The textures! Ethiopia!
For anyone following my math presentation, it sucked. I got a bunch of 2+s out of 4. I can't blame them; I basically pasted fractals to a posterboard and stood there looking unfriendly.