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Feb 20, 2006 19:25

ducky: yeah remember everyone said i look like a duck
look slime: SHUT UP
ducky: and they called you sasquash
ducky: cuz youre 6'7
look slime: no one called me a word that doesnt exist
ducky: is your voice still deep
look slime: no it got really high as i got older
look slime: you dumb slut

tun3s: i need to fucking cut down
tun3s: or just stop smoking
tun3s: :-(
Folia Ting: i need to fucking cut the cheese
Folia Ting: in natasha's face
youre not alive: you need to cut the cheese from your diet
youre not alive: fattington

fleasandME: hispanic girls are the prettiest race
fleasandME: we got good color
fleasandME: nice asses
knickers: nice color
knickers: nice asses
fleasandME: nice lips
fleasandME: nice hair
knickers: full lips
fleasandME: nice tits
Alcoholic Mosh: YEAH
Alcoholic Mosh: NICE HAIR ON YOUR UPPER LIP
Alcoholic Mosh: SPIC
fleasandME: i'm serious
fleasandME: god made us just right in the oven
fleasandME: he knew what temperture and what time to take us out of the oven
knickers: the white ppl
knickers: were taken out too early
knickers: niggers were burnt
fleasandME: and asians are spoiled

anklegrabbing: megan, bad news
anklegrabbing: i just ejaculated toxic waste and that wasn't blood leaking out of your ass yesterday
TTs Pawn Shoppe: wtf
TTs Pawn Shoppe: anklegrabbing
TTs Pawn Shoppe: who are you?
anklegrabbing: you don't know me and i don't know you
anklegrabbing: let's keep it that way before we have to make a trip to planned parenthood

BlinksZ3: you know what's funny
BlinksZ3: that John Legend guy made that one corny song
BlinksZ3: and all girls are like *DROOL*
BlinksZ3: download John Legend - Number One
BlinksZ3: and all girls will be like *SLAP*
BlinksZ3: song owns
BlinksZ3: been on repeat 4 times
tim x: blink looking like the kid that tried to jump into the pool and ate pavement

boatman: my poop is cyan
Timo: Mine is green when I eat lots of ramen.
void: my poop is #ffffff
Rush68: my poop is ocasionaly 193,224,190 but i have to be really feeling ill
boatman: i hate bloody stool
boatman: or maybe i love it
void: thats #C1E0BE
Rush68: depends on what end you are
void: (light green)
void: (... sick)

veekder: rofl
veekder: alright man
veekder: who are the guys that fucked betsy
veekder: do they come here?
distort japan: PEOPLE HAVE DONE THAT?!
distort japan: SICK!
veekder: i bet theyre considered legally blind in at least 49 states
veekder: because THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL A HEALTHY SANE MAN WOULD FUCK THAT
Stroller: after they saw something as big as 49 states
veekder: OWNED@#*%&!@*$&*@!&5

Groovytang: shut up you fucking terrorist
Groovytang: go back to 7/11
chewed: sumer is always horny
I Ate Bambis Dad: That's because the last time Sumer saw pussy he was getting pulled out of his Mom :\
Drew Carey: sumer went to a porno try out they paid him to put his clothes back on and leave
Snatch: sumer couldn't get laid out if he gave mike tyson a wet willie
dilate: sumer, you havn't had pussy since pussy had you

hatrickska: harmonica = mastered by me.
hatrickska: skin flute = mastered by jordan.
My Rival School: that better not be a complain, Ken:-*

bombs of war: tiff will love it
anklegrabbing: tiff is dirty
anklegrabbing: her vagina looks like a storm drain

Cawkz: ok so my dad was like NOA WHAT IS YOUR SN, and i thought he was going to be like oh my god your sn is cocks, but instead he is like "COW K Z? WHAT IS COW-K-Z?" in like an angry voice

choke to death: i feel so grody
Folia Ting: i don't blame you
Folia Ting: i feel sorry for your mirror

TRASHL3Y: did i tell you about suckmydick insurance, veekz?
veekder: nope
TRASHL3Y: right before i saw lawd of da wangz
TRASHL3Y: i saw this sign that said
TRASHL3Y: "SMD INSURANCE"

Poetry: Unchivalrous, I hope you're female, or you're pretty much the most homosexual person
i iz rob: whereas the screen name "poetry" is surely the manliest of all names

trashytron: i tore my ACL when i was 16
trashytron: and got a full knee replacement at 17
veekder: ouch
veekder: that is painful as hell
trashytron: yeah it was pretty kewl
trashytron: my patella was indented
trashytron: hehehe it was awesome i got to keep it
trashytron: I USE IT AS A CUP
trashytron: sometimes as an ashtray
trashytron: sometimes as a yamika
veekder: rekljwekr@$KJ
veekder: LOL

smacker: my tattoo i want http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/motivations/dove.jpg
id rape asians: tiff is getting hardcore, now
id rape asians: with all her fancy tattoos
id rape asians: i bet she gets "NO SEX" tattooed on the inside of her lip
Question: her vag lip?
Question: or regular lip
Inlaw: i will coat that tattoo with my semen stew
id rape asians: both
Rews: both
Inlaw: both
id rape asians: J
id rape asians: I
id rape asians: N
id rape asians: X
id rape asians has left the room.
Question: or how about she gets "Vacancy" tatt'd on her meaty cunt flaps
Inlaw: my jinx was fake
Rews: lolol

dorks: [ ] ian's a king [X] ian's a queen
xianx: FUCK
xianx: lies y/n
dorks: xianx, No.
xianx: damnit
tweek: screwed x2
xianx: [ ] ian [ ] god
dorks: [ ] ian [X] god
xianx: fucking liar

parking lot bird: veeks is the moses of the mexicans
parking lot bird: he stands at the US/Mex border
parking lot bird: and yells
parking lot bird: "LET MY PEOPLE GO!"
parking lot bird: Veekations 4:32 - And the Mighty Victor said "eh meng, gimme dat cigarette" and he turned one cigarette into 50 pounds of maui wowee"

NekroCat: tomorrow i might be tempted
NekroCat: but i must resist untill i am fully healed
Stroller: your mom is up
Stroller: she's ready for another round

CAB: bailandooo
CAB: machucando machucando
veekder: cab bumpin that enrique iglesias piff
CAB: lol
CAB: ;/
CAB: roncaaa
I GET: notmuchucando but lick balls
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