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Dave is Rock: i used to confuse pat with bill
Dave is Rock: i called them both pat
Dave is Rock: and then i called andy pat
Dave is Rock: because they're all like the same person
Dave is Rock: white guys
aglasstornado: fuck you charlie
amorc zaban: i took a picture of my car in front of suzanne somer's house today
amorc zaban: i'm a player
imperilis: haha
imperilis: park it in her garage
boatman: wake me up before you go go
paden: hahahhaha
paden: that song gets stuck on my head
boatman: fag
paden: your sang it, mr. fagadelic
boatman: yeah i was just laying to bait to see who the real fags are
Rush68: in boatman pants is the fag relic, for boatman is mr. fagadelic
anthill: bed time for seanocracy
rob: not bed time, just time to shove a corncob up his ass while watching vh1
* sean has quit IRC (Quit: )
anthill: fags
rob: like you wouldn't try it
rob: i've got some corn in the fridge
rob: i'm seriously considering it
anthill: just because i sat on a chairleg doesn't mean i'll put just anything in my ass rob
rob: no, but the tattoo above your ass that says "i'll put anything in there" with an arrow pointing down does
anthill: oh, true
cawkz: i feel like i have a hangover :[
Bails: noa, you should eat some of my seamen
cawkz: if it'll help my headache
Bails: it will
Bails: but you have to lure it out
Bails: either with your hands or your mouth
sega cd: don't be tricked, noa
sega cd: rew's new
cawkz: :-\
Bails: cock blocking is a crime, always
chuckechee es es: i was sleeping in the same bed as her while she was in labor
Kid x Gruesome: thats sick
Underth Esweats: sick
Kid x Gruesome: did her water break on you
chuckechee es es: it was only contractions
Kid x Gruesome: DID YOU DRINK IT?????
parking lot bird: emily slept in the wet spot
Kid x Gruesome: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWW
veekder: hahahah
parking lot bird: LOLERZ
chuckechee es es: haha no nothing happened like that
chuckechee es es: she was just having contractions
Kid x Gruesome: did you eat her placenta
aglasstornado: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMM
Kid x Gruesome: fried up
Kid x Gruesome: like an omlette
ooh no its jenn: my kid likes to cover his face with blankets
ooh no its jenn: hes weird
veekder: thats his way of tellin you youre ugly
ooh no its jenn: shut up
ooh no its jenn: i barely spank my kid, i only do it to teach him not to cover his face
hellraiser jesus: rofl just because he covers his face?
hellraiser jesus: wtf
ooh no its jenn: i dont want him to sufficate
veekder: you should replace his blanket then
hellraiser jesus: replace it with a plastic bag
vagisil: looks like some raw pollo asada sliced thin
kLozing: did it look tight
bustD: LOL
bustD: fuck no
bustD: it was like gaping
Rache11e: haha
kLozing: ;/
vagisil: her pussy could be the CEO of GAP.
desktops: christmas sucks
desktops: all of winter sucks
desktops: i hate snow
redead: nigga just said jesus's birthday suck
Folia Ting: rob's a pretty dude
Folia Ting: PRETTY GAY
i iz rob: i command you to punch a gay kid
i iz rob: after saying that
Folia Ting: i'd punch you if i could
i iz rob: after i say anythign remotely gay
Folia Ting: let's leave it at that
i iz rob: i punch a gay kid
i iz rob: just to be safe
THINK LOCALLY: nick is going to break all the mirrors in his house trying to punch a gay kid
ERKBURGLES: i need a digi cam
ERKBURGLES: im beautiful
NORE9: buy a mirror first
okay to die: was referring to ernie
Joe Camel: slut
okay to die: chris, can i be your bert?
Joe Camel: my bert?
Joe Camel: fuck no
Joe Camel: oscar get away from me
ashish: lol
Hashish: she knows vb
Rews: Does she know BJ?
BadAttitude: rofororlrflorlffrlfol
Hashish: nope
Hashish: not in your slanguage
dreidelplaya22: girls IM me to talk
veekder: rofl dreidel playa
veekder: merry christmas guy
dreidelplaya22: :(
dreidelplaya22: ass
veekder: im kidding son
veekder: happy hannukah 8-)
bangbangbooty: damn
bangbangbooty: i look fuckin cute
bangbangbooty: right now
bangbangbooty: 8-)
Lou N: for a fat chick
bangbangbooty: :[
bangbangbooty: im not f@
fleasandME has entered the room.
Lou N: speaking of fat chick
vvithbrokenwings: home is where you hang yourself
vvithbrokenwings: never forget that
vvithbrokenwings: So sorry you're not here I've been sane too long my vision's so unclear.
PROMOTIONAL: i remember this kid tried to hang himself down the street
PROMOTIONAL: and this old lady was like
PROMOTIONAL: "the nerve he has to hang himself in someone elses tree"
PROMOTIONAL: "he has plenty of his own!"
thosehandguns: hey, I never said I swallowed it.
veekder: hahaha
imperilis: gargled
imperilis: lzOZlzoL
thosehandguns: ew
thosehandguns: WTF
thosehandguns: hahahaha
imperilis: haha
thosehandguns: like, mouth wash!?
veekder: thats her listerine
imperilis: haha
thosehandguns: make sure you get it in all the little areas!!!
thosehandguns: thirty seconds!
veekder: rofl
imperilis: =-O !
veekder: she knows the routine
veekder: ROFL
slack wares is: i'm so depressed
slack wares is: yola snuggle me
slack wares is: just hide your head
slack wares is: pls
pure yola: no thanks
pure yola: i'd rather die
slack wares is: look i'd rather die too
slack wares is: but I can just put a pillow case over your head
pure yola: rofl
pure yola: shut up
pure yola: you ugly bitch
pure yola: looking like wednesday off the adams family
s34ny: veeks is probably one of those guys who go to a club and a few drunk bitches dance with him
s34ny: then he thinks he can get all the pussy
s34ny: doubt anyone would talk to him sober, heh
veekder: drunk pussy > your right hand on a friday night
rar the dinosaur: in 5th grade.. we first got a locker room.. and had to change for gym
abittersweetness: haha i sense a good story!
rar the dinosaur: and i was insecure
rar the dinosaur: so i had to go into the bathroom
rar the dinosaur: to do it
abittersweetness: AW
abittersweetness: i used to do that sometimes
rar the dinosaur: and i was changing
rar the dinosaur: and i dropped my gym shorts in the toilet
Tweekder: ahahahahah
abittersweetness: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Tweekder: hahahahahahahah
rar the dinosaur: and there was like poop in the toilet
Tweekder: aOH MY GODHFKSADJFKJSDF
abittersweetness: JAJAJAJA
Tweekder: ksafjfKDSJF#KQJf
rar the dinosaur: and i was like uhhhh ohhhhhhhhh
abittersweetness: HAHAHEIAH"DSK
bin gaka tron: ew
rar the dinosaur: i was like
Tweekder: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH
rar the dinosaur: WHAT DO I DO
rar the dinosaur: I HAVE POOPY GYM SHORTS NOW
Tweekder: OHMY GODDDDDDDdd
rar the dinosaur: so i went out in my normal pants
Tweekder: I CANTBREATHE
rar the dinosaur: and the teachers like
rar the dinosaur: where are your gym shorts
rar the dinosaur: and im like...... i dunno
bin gaka tron: my mom grew up in scotland and she told me that when she was a little girl she was at school and there was no toilet paper so she used her scarf to wipe her ass
rar the dinosaur: and she made me say in front of the whole class
rar the dinosaur: that i dropped my gym shorts in the toilet
rar the dinosaur: and that i didnt wanna wear them cause they were all wet and poopy
^^OWN3D!!!!!
Dave is Rock: i called them both pat
Dave is Rock: and then i called andy pat
Dave is Rock: because they're all like the same person
Dave is Rock: white guys
aglasstornado: fuck you charlie
amorc zaban: i took a picture of my car in front of suzanne somer's house today
amorc zaban: i'm a player
imperilis: haha
imperilis: park it in her garage
boatman: wake me up before you go go
paden: hahahhaha
paden: that song gets stuck on my head
boatman: fag
paden: your sang it, mr. fagadelic
boatman: yeah i was just laying to bait to see who the real fags are
Rush68: in boatman pants is the fag relic, for boatman is mr. fagadelic
anthill: bed time for seanocracy
rob: not bed time, just time to shove a corncob up his ass while watching vh1
* sean has quit IRC (Quit: )
anthill: fags
rob: like you wouldn't try it
rob: i've got some corn in the fridge
rob: i'm seriously considering it
anthill: just because i sat on a chairleg doesn't mean i'll put just anything in my ass rob
rob: no, but the tattoo above your ass that says "i'll put anything in there" with an arrow pointing down does
anthill: oh, true
cawkz: i feel like i have a hangover :[
Bails: noa, you should eat some of my seamen
cawkz: if it'll help my headache
Bails: it will
Bails: but you have to lure it out
Bails: either with your hands or your mouth
sega cd: don't be tricked, noa
sega cd: rew's new
cawkz: :-\
Bails: cock blocking is a crime, always
chuckechee es es: i was sleeping in the same bed as her while she was in labor
Kid x Gruesome: thats sick
Underth Esweats: sick
Kid x Gruesome: did her water break on you
chuckechee es es: it was only contractions
Kid x Gruesome: DID YOU DRINK IT?????
parking lot bird: emily slept in the wet spot
Kid x Gruesome: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWW
veekder: hahahah
parking lot bird: LOLERZ
chuckechee es es: haha no nothing happened like that
chuckechee es es: she was just having contractions
Kid x Gruesome: did you eat her placenta
aglasstornado: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMM
Kid x Gruesome: fried up
Kid x Gruesome: like an omlette
ooh no its jenn: my kid likes to cover his face with blankets
ooh no its jenn: hes weird
veekder: thats his way of tellin you youre ugly
ooh no its jenn: shut up
ooh no its jenn: i barely spank my kid, i only do it to teach him not to cover his face
hellraiser jesus: rofl just because he covers his face?
hellraiser jesus: wtf
ooh no its jenn: i dont want him to sufficate
veekder: you should replace his blanket then
hellraiser jesus: replace it with a plastic bag
vagisil: looks like some raw pollo asada sliced thin
kLozing: did it look tight
bustD: LOL
bustD: fuck no
bustD: it was like gaping
Rache11e: haha
kLozing: ;/
vagisil: her pussy could be the CEO of GAP.
desktops: christmas sucks
desktops: all of winter sucks
desktops: i hate snow
redead: nigga just said jesus's birthday suck
Folia Ting: rob's a pretty dude
Folia Ting: PRETTY GAY
i iz rob: i command you to punch a gay kid
i iz rob: after saying that
Folia Ting: i'd punch you if i could
i iz rob: after i say anythign remotely gay
Folia Ting: let's leave it at that
i iz rob: i punch a gay kid
i iz rob: just to be safe
THINK LOCALLY: nick is going to break all the mirrors in his house trying to punch a gay kid
ERKBURGLES: i need a digi cam
ERKBURGLES: im beautiful
NORE9: buy a mirror first
okay to die: was referring to ernie
Joe Camel: slut
okay to die: chris, can i be your bert?
Joe Camel: my bert?
Joe Camel: fuck no
Joe Camel: oscar get away from me
ashish: lol
Hashish: she knows vb
Rews: Does she know BJ?
BadAttitude: rofororlrflorlffrlfol
Hashish: nope
Hashish: not in your slanguage
dreidelplaya22: girls IM me to talk
veekder: rofl dreidel playa
veekder: merry christmas guy
dreidelplaya22: :(
dreidelplaya22: ass
veekder: im kidding son
veekder: happy hannukah 8-)
bangbangbooty: damn
bangbangbooty: i look fuckin cute
bangbangbooty: right now
bangbangbooty: 8-)
Lou N: for a fat chick
bangbangbooty: :[
bangbangbooty: im not f@
fleasandME has entered the room.
Lou N: speaking of fat chick
vvithbrokenwings: home is where you hang yourself
vvithbrokenwings: never forget that
vvithbrokenwings: So sorry you're not here I've been sane too long my vision's so unclear.
PROMOTIONAL: i remember this kid tried to hang himself down the street
PROMOTIONAL: and this old lady was like
PROMOTIONAL: "the nerve he has to hang himself in someone elses tree"
PROMOTIONAL: "he has plenty of his own!"
thosehandguns: hey, I never said I swallowed it.
veekder: hahaha
imperilis: gargled
imperilis: lzOZlzoL
thosehandguns: ew
thosehandguns: WTF
thosehandguns: hahahaha
imperilis: haha
thosehandguns: like, mouth wash!?
veekder: thats her listerine
imperilis: haha
thosehandguns: make sure you get it in all the little areas!!!
thosehandguns: thirty seconds!
veekder: rofl
imperilis: =-O !
veekder: she knows the routine
veekder: ROFL
slack wares is: i'm so depressed
slack wares is: yola snuggle me
slack wares is: just hide your head
slack wares is: pls
pure yola: no thanks
pure yola: i'd rather die
slack wares is: look i'd rather die too
slack wares is: but I can just put a pillow case over your head
pure yola: rofl
pure yola: shut up
pure yola: you ugly bitch
pure yola: looking like wednesday off the adams family
s34ny: veeks is probably one of those guys who go to a club and a few drunk bitches dance with him
s34ny: then he thinks he can get all the pussy
s34ny: doubt anyone would talk to him sober, heh
veekder: drunk pussy > your right hand on a friday night
rar the dinosaur: in 5th grade.. we first got a locker room.. and had to change for gym
abittersweetness: haha i sense a good story!
rar the dinosaur: and i was insecure
rar the dinosaur: so i had to go into the bathroom
rar the dinosaur: to do it
abittersweetness: AW
abittersweetness: i used to do that sometimes
rar the dinosaur: and i was changing
rar the dinosaur: and i dropped my gym shorts in the toilet
Tweekder: ahahahahah
abittersweetness: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Tweekder: hahahahahahahah
rar the dinosaur: and there was like poop in the toilet
Tweekder: aOH MY GODHFKSADJFKJSDF
abittersweetness: JAJAJAJA
Tweekder: ksafjfKDSJF#KQJf
rar the dinosaur: and i was like uhhhh ohhhhhhhhh
abittersweetness: HAHAHEIAH"DSK
bin gaka tron: ew
rar the dinosaur: i was like
Tweekder: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH
rar the dinosaur: WHAT DO I DO
rar the dinosaur: I HAVE POOPY GYM SHORTS NOW
Tweekder: OHMY GODDDDDDDdd
rar the dinosaur: so i went out in my normal pants
Tweekder: I CANTBREATHE
rar the dinosaur: and the teachers like
rar the dinosaur: where are your gym shorts
rar the dinosaur: and im like...... i dunno
bin gaka tron: my mom grew up in scotland and she told me that when she was a little girl she was at school and there was no toilet paper so she used her scarf to wipe her ass
rar the dinosaur: and she made me say in front of the whole class
rar the dinosaur: that i dropped my gym shorts in the toilet
rar the dinosaur: and that i didnt wanna wear them cause they were all wet and poopy
^^OWN3D!!!!!