Apr 14, 2005 17:03
SkuRReD: I fucked my girlfriend and the entire time I was thinking of my sister
old men: its called being white
calcium: i jus made this up
calcium: whats a hackers favorite beer?
veekder: i duno?
calcium: Key Lager
horrid: what did the leet kid give to his girl for valentines day?
omg jk: A hack?
omg jk: :-P
horrid: a perl necklace
Genocidal Hammer: Betys has a crush on everyone
Kickshaw Jackson: betsy crushes everyone in a five foot radius
Officer Down: sup blaze
Officer Down: life is good right now
veekder: life is most def good right now
id rape asians: she must have a cheeseburger
punk is so passe: this is one of the worst pains ever
TTs Pawn Shoppe: what is it? did you find a mirror?:-(
TTs Pawn Shoppe: lolololol
C awkz: my legs feel numb
livejournals: stop spreading them
stupid mizzind: tasha why don't you take the IQ test
tun3s: I JUST MIGHT
lou has stds: tasha isnt allowed to
dramatizing: her's is 2
Santa Veeks: owned
tun3s: MINE IS PROBABLY HIGHER THAN YOURS YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED
lou has stds: the only thing higher of yours is cholesterol
parking lot bird: i'd wipe my ass with hundred dollar bills
parking lot bird: you know, if i could wipe my ass
TRASHL3Y: i'd like to thank your mouth for being on my dick.
Times Knew Roman: i <3 my penis.
Times Knew Roman: it's gotten me man smiles after sex.
C0URTNEY: I want to paint my nails black
C0URTNEY: TO match my soul.
C0URTNEY: :-(
Stroller: but adobo
Stroller: nothing tastes liek adobo
Kickshaw Jackson: my jizm tastes like adobo
Kickshaw Jackson: hes talking about my jizm
Stroller: i put it on steak, mac n cheese, spaghetti
Stroller: anything
Stroller: if you use a ton
Stroller: you'll be like EWIEWG
Kickshaw Jackson: dont need a ton
Kickshaw Jackson: one drop can impregnate the world
LAN Party: Im about to knuck
LAN Party: but only if I buck
LAN Party: Oh now I get the song
bombs of war: I HATE COUPLES
TRASHL3Y: maybe because you only e-date.
Tara: last time I looked at the clock it was 2am and now its 4am
Tara: wtf
nocturnal: maybe you were abducted by aliens
Tara: maybe
nocturnal: does your ass hurt?
nocturnal: mine did :/
nazi eugenics: i thought you typed
nazi eugenics: "jesus died for their sns"
Genocidal Hammer: This anime bitch has short hair and is hot
Genocidal Hammer: and wears tight white shit
Genocidal Hammer: it's hot
Genocidal Hammer: Makes my peepee go
Genocidal Hammer: (_)_)=D
Genocidal Hammer: to
Genocidal Hammer: (_)_)==D
Genocidal Hammer: that's crazy
Genocidal Hammer: Crazy hard
Genocidal Hammer: I can cut a diamond with it
heavings: everyone worships me
AlliesonWndrland: No. They don't.
AlliesonWndrland: Only your dad when he's on his knees in front of you.
Folia Ting: veeks
Folia Ting: for some reason, i think you probably look like the 8-) face in real life
TRUTH^^