22nd Nigga Moment: Back to School

[thuggincornrows]

Ahem. Attention students and staff of Cutlers Grammar School. I am your new student, Riley Freeman. I am a transfer student from Westerberg High, so although I'm already a Sophomore I felt the need to introduce myself. In my spare time my hobbies are painting, listening to hip hop music, and occasionally watching a movie from the Crime Film genre.

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1/3

[soulofocean]

[...She can't truly believe the nice and civil tone with which this started fooled her for a while.]

2/3

[soulofocean]

[AND WHAT'S THIS ABOUT HITTING ON GIRLS.]

3/3

[soulofocean]

Do you seriously HATE your new school that much? Because you do seem in a hurry to get yourself expelled for public use of inappropriate language!

[thuggincornrows]

It ain't that bad actually. It's better than I thought it'd be. Even if the whole all boys school thing is kinda gay.

See, the reason I do this is to keep Huey on his toes know what'm sayin'? See if you gets it too good, he'll never be prepared for all that apocalypse shit he talk 'bout.

[soulofocean]

...It's not THAT KIND of all boys school. Shouldn't your brother be proof enough of that??

Looks more like you're keeping him in good shape. Beating you up for this sort of thing must be all the exercise he needs!

[thuggincornrows]

Well yeah he proof. I'm just sayin' I don't particularly like the idea of only having guys to look at all day long while I'm in school that's all. Not saying the school is homosexual per se, just saying the general idea doesn't sit well wit' me. I like having more variety of different races, people, and yes, genders, which is why usually prefer going to public school.

Exactly, and that's why I do it. Why you think he stay in such good shape all the time? Besides, this is building up cardio too so I'm helpin' you out as well. I mean, you don't want him huffin' and puffin' and wheezing like a fat kid after an ice cream truck in the midst of sexual premarital intercourse do you?

1/2

[soulofocean]

Huh. Coming from an all girls place I kinda relate to that. But you seriously give this stuff a weird twist!

2/2

[soulofocean]

In the mi--- I DON'T SEE HOW THAT'S ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS!!

[thuggincornrows]

Hahahaha! I'm playin' I'm playin'. You right, what ya'll do in your free time is ya'll business, not mines.

[He just enjoys saying things like that because the reaction is so hilarious.]

[soulofocean]

YOU PLAY WITH DANGEROUS STUFF, YOU KNOW THAT!?

...But it's fine. Far be it from me to steal your brother's right to beating the stuffing out of you.

[He must know by now that her temper rarely disappoints.]

[thuggincornrows]

Yeah, I know, but you gotta admit: that shit was hella funny though right?

Especially since I came off the top of my head wit' it and all. If I had time to actually WRITE? Man, imagine what I could do.