22nd Nigga Moment: Back to School

[thuggincornrows]

Ahem. Attention students and staff of Cutlers Grammar School. I am your new student, Riley Freeman. I am a transfer student from Westerberg High, so although I'm already a Sophomore I felt the need to introduce myself. In my spare time my hobbies are painting, listening to hip hop music, and occasionally watching a movie from the Crime Film genre.

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[orangetoughguy]

You got a moment to answer a question?

[thuggincornrows]

Sure, shoot.

[orangetoughguy]

What's the name of your parole officer?

[thuggincornrows]

Oh, him? His name is Mr. Suck-a-Dick. He's a really nice guy too. Most of his afternoons are spent volunteering at the local Fuck You foundation which caters specifically in helping, tutoring, and generally teaching mentally handicapped individuals such as yourself. They learn how to rub their little tum tums while patting their heads and all kinds of motor skills needed for everyday life.

His evenings are usually spent bending your mother over a table so she can afford to pay this months light bill because she can't risk missing a single episode of the last season of Oprah.

[orangetoughguy]

Do I look like your brother, kid?

[thuggincornrows]

I think you could pass if you fell in brown paint, grew an afro, and became a domestic terrorist.

[orangetoughguy]

I'm not gonna be afro material anytime soon. Do I get points if I nail Pam Grier? In Foxy Brown or Miami Vice.

[thuggincornrows]

Hmm...

She HELLA old school, but yeah I think you'd get points for managing that.