16th Nigga Moment: Round 2

[thuggincornrows]

[Riley's device clicks on to show the water fountain in the middle of The City and then a thud can be heard off screen along with a few grumbles, and incomprehensible complaints.]

Ehh... wha-- aw, come on man. They don' dragged me back to this place? Ain't I been through enough today? Damn!

Comments

[child_radical]

And here I was thinking that this place would've let you stay home for sure.

[thuggincornrows]

I wish. How long I been gone fo'?

[child_radical]

No more than a few days.

[thuggincornrows]

Nigga, you serious!? But it's been like the longest time back home! All kinds of crazy shit don' happened. Like this nigga Obama got elected fo' president, and you been playin' kickball and gave this girl a permanent severe limb, and then you played again and started givin' the whole other team permanent severe limbs prolly. And Thugnificient ain't a rapper no mo'. And we fought these old ass kung fu niggas.

And cigawettes. Damn, things been like crazy.

FFffff both games for the World Cup were draws

[child_radical]

I know about all that because that's where I was brought back from...except for the old people that use kung-fu and cigarettes.

XD Seriously?

[thuggincornrows]

Well nigga you better start trainin' harder or some shit 'cause these two old niggas hand our asses to us on a silver platter.

And good you don't know 'bout the cigawettes, 'cause ya'll'd just be on my nuts 'bout it. [He has to learn how to pronounce cigarettes again.]

Seriously 1-1, 0-0

[child_radical]

Don't tell me they had anything to do with Luna.

Holy crap. >.>

[thuggincornrows]

Nah, they Stinkmeaner's old crew. The Hateocracy.

US vs England is gonna be nuts tomorrow

[child_radical]

Stinkmeaner had a crew?

[thuggincornrows]

Samething I was thinkin' when I found out.

We tried to hire Bushido Brown to help but uh... that ain't turn out too good.

[child_radical]

Do I even want to know?

[thuggincornrows]

Nah, you don't.

[child_radical]

I figured as much.

1/2

[thuggincornrows]

...

[thuggincornrows]

Aw, shit, nigga! I just thought of somethin'. You how you gotten better at Karate or whatever right? Nigga, if you ever go back home you gon' have to lose to the Hateocracy purposely, 'cause if you don't you gon' change MY past, and YO future. It'd be like that crazy shit in Back to the Future!

If you win, you'll destroy the fabric of space and time, leading to catastrophic consequences!

[child_radical]

Just stop. The thought of you speaking about temporal theory just sounds wrong.