My happy picture!!!

[thug_a_luv]

I drew a picture for Harry because he's such a nice friend! He makes me so happy because he's so nice! I want to pet him all day long!! Here is the pretty picture of my happy dream! It's so happy!! I hope you like it, Harry! I made it just for you!

Comments

[tornprinceharry]

Er...wow, Goyle, that's...that's something alright. Um, thank you?

I'm so dead.

[thug_a_luv]

You're welcome, Harry!!! You're so nice to me!!!

[tornprinceharry]

Thanks, Goyle! Look what you did! You couldn't have just handed it to me in the hall, could you? Had to go and put it up for everyone to see! Now he's mad at me and never wants to talk to me again!

I want to go back to my cupboard now...

[thug_a_luv]

Aww, Harry! Don't be angry with me! It's a happy picture! And now everyone will see just how cuddly you are!!!

[cunning_malfoy]

GOYLE WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!? ARE YOU BLOODY MAD?? THAT'S IT, NO PLAYING WITH MY HAIR! EVER!!
And for future reference, I don't top. Harry wouldn't crush me, only you would.
So yeah... WHAT WERE YOU THINKING DRAWING THAT? I will NOT believe Harry told you to draw that.

God, Goyle. Honestly! And I'm not even going to start on your grammar. And that my hair's so off colour.

[thug_a_luv]

I'm not mad, Draco! I'm happy!! Why can't I play with your hair, Draco? You make me sad... Don't you think it's a pretty picture? I made it as a present for Harry because he's such a nice friend! But you're not being a nice friend... Why are you being so mean to me, Draco? I thought it was a pretty picture! Harry didn't tell me to draw it! I made it special for him! But he told me to only put you and him on the bed... Maybe he thought no one else would fit! Your hair looks sunshiney! What's wrong with it? I thought it looked happy! And they didn't have any other yellow to use... I could've made it silver if you wanted!

[cunning_malfoy]

Goyle, I don't think you realize how idiotic you are. YOU. ARE. A. MORON! I don't care if I'm mean, that picture it SO EMBARRASSING! EVERYONE'S GOING TO SEE THAT! And I REALLY don't care what Harry said, he still played a part in this. What is this, some sort of conspiracy against me? I can't believe you people... Merlin! I'm moving to Sweden after this...

[thug_a_luv]

I don't think it's embarrassing, Draco! It's happy! You're in a picture! You're famous, Draco! Err... what's a conspiracy? Don't move to Sweden! I would be sad!!

[theodore_nott_]

Oh... my... God.

I think you might want to get a restraining order for Draco, Goyle. If you want to live, that is.

[thug_a_luv]

What's a restraining order and why would I need it? Draco's my bestest friend! He wouldn't want me to not live! That would be sad!!

[theodore_nott_]

Something tells me he's not the happiest "garcon qui est féminin" at the moment... a restraining order is a government issued title that forbids someone from going near you.

[thug_a_luv]

Garcon? What's a garcon? Is that parseltongue? I'm confused! Why would I not want Draco to come near me? I want him to cuddle with me!!

[glower_power1]

Goyle, it seems we may actually have something in common afterall. Our dreams are quite similar although mine usually involve Potter and Malfoy in more creative positions than that... I wonder, do you do commissions? Your artwork lends a certain... stick-figure charm to its subjects.

[thug_a_luv]

I don't know what a commission is, Professor, but I'll make you a pretty picture instead!

[glower_power1]

Excellent... I would like the same subjects, Potter and Malfoy, that is. Tell me, are you any good at drawing handcuffs and chains?

[thug_a_luv]

Umm... I can draw little black circles! I'm such a good artist! I can draw pretty pictures for everyone! And then everyone would be happy! Hooray!

[luv_a_thug]

Goyle, your picture is so HAPPY!!! Will you make me a pretty picture? It could be you petting me like a kitty? And we can be eating Turkiscuits? I want to hang it over my bed!!

That would make be so HAPPY!!!

[thug_a_luv]

Of course I'll make a picture for you! Everyone wants me to make them pictures now! I am such a good artist! I'm so special! I'll make you a very pretty picture because you're my happy friend! Hooray!!!