TURKISCUIT!!!

[thug_a_luv]

I didn't eat enough tonight at dinner. So I made the nice house elf bring me food. It's a very nice house elf. It got me turkey legs AND chocolate biscuits! And then he even fed them to me! AT THE SAME TIME!!! So now I'm covered in chocolate and turkey grease and I've never been happier in my WHOLE LIFE! It's so yummy! And I'm glad that Dobby was

Comments

[cunning_malfoy]

Goyle, you're extremely entertaining, did you know that? You can base an entire journal entry on mixing turkey and chocolate together... unbelievably disgusting, that is.

... Wait, Dobby? Is he here? Where is he? And don't you dare make him lick all that crap off you, Goyle, I forbid you to harass my former house elf!

[thug_a_luv]

I do my best to please you, Draco! Have you ever tried mixing turkey and chocolate together? You shouldn't judge what you haven't tried!
Dobby says that you aren't his master anymore and that he is free to make his own choices, Draco! If he wants to lick chocolate and turkey grease off of me then that is his choice!

[tornprinceharry]

Er, right, Goyle? I'm going to have to ask Dobby to stay away from you if you don't stop with the licking. And he listens to me.

[thug_a_luv]

Dobby's my friend now, too! I won't force him to do anything he doesn't want to, of course! I'm not mean like that. Besides... you're the one who's icon is always wanting to lick people!!!

[tornprinceharry]

He's a house-elf, Goyle! He'll do whatever you tell him to!

And my icon is for someone else too. Only he hasn't noticed yet.

[thug_a_luv]

I'll notice your icon, Harry!!

[tornprinceharry]

No, that's okay. Really. Ignore the icon.

[thug_a_luv]

How can I ignore it when I see it every time you comment to me? I like it... You look sexy, Harry.

[tornprinceharry]

No. Nonononono. There, no more licky picture. Never ever say I'm sexy again, Goyle. Not that it isn't nice to hear, I just did not need to know that.

[thug_a_luv]

My Mum says that everyone likes compliments. It was a compliment, Harry! I'm sad that there's no more licky picture... ooh!!! I found another turkey leg under the bed!!

[tornprinceharry]

Right. You go ahead and eat the turkey leg, Goyle.

And since when do you call me Harry? I thought you wanted to beat me up or something.

[thug_a_luv]

It's such a yummy turkey leg! I'll share it with you if you want.
I forgot how to spell your last name. And Harry makes you sound more yummy.

[tornprinceharry]

Um, no, I don't want a turkey leg. Thanks though.

And it's Potter. And I'm not yummy.

[thug_a_luv]

Well, if you ever change your mind then we could have a turkiscuit feast together! Wouldn't that be fun?
Oh, of course! I feel silly now! Because you're HARRY POTTER! Haha! Well, can I still call you Harry, Harry? Why aren't you yummy?

[tornprinceharry]

Er, right. I'll keep that in mind. And yes, I am Harry Potter. But I suppose you can call me Harry, if you stop calling me yummy. Because I don't want you to think I'm yummy.

[thug_a_luv]

Why don't you want me to think you're yummy?