Re: Your Brains - Now in Japanese!

[thucyken]

Ever since I saw Jonathan Coulton recorded his office zombie song "Re: Your Brains" in French, I thought, "Hey, I could do a Japanese translation." Then a friend pointed out Avril Lavigne was releasing one of her singles with the chorus translated into various languages, including Japanese, and I thought, "I should really get on that Japanese translation thingy."

Six months later (or close enough for horseshoes and handgrenades), I present: Noumiso ni Tsuite. For the sake of your browsers it is written phonetically using the Roman alphabet. Enjoy!

Noumiso ni Tsuite

Ohayo Tom Bob da
Tonari no offisu no
Hisashiburi ne, anata genki?
Ore wa genki kedo zonbi ni nattan da ye
Doa akete hoshii

Ware-ware ni shitagatakunai ryuu ga
wakatte iru tsumori de iu nagara
ittoku da yo
minna bukkorosu zo

(chorus)

Nou-miso o kuitai dake
Ii hanashi darou
Datte me o kuu wake janai
Nou-miso o kuitai dake
Dame mitai. Nara kore wa dou deshou?
Doa o aketara
Nou-miso o kutte yaru yo!

Shitsurei dakedo Tom kore wa keikaku ka
Isshou shoutengai no naka de
Ima wa tomokaku, izure wa shoku, juu kiri
toki ga kurun da.

Hakkiri to iu to, odorokanai
Mae kara keikaku ga nigate datta
Demo boku ga chigau
Soshite anata o kuu - yukkuri

(chorus)

Dekireba Tom chikara ni naritai
Anata no kyoryoku kansha shite imasu
Akuma janai yo Tom
Mah, akuma ka na?
Akuma da na.

Yotei ga aru Tom
soro soro dou ka na
izure wakariaeru to omou
doa o kande-iru nakama ni houkoku shite okou
mata kondo de yarou

iro iro kiite arigatou
o-isogashii toki ni mou shi wake nai
owari ni shimasu
atama wo buttobasu to!

(chorus)