Newspaper Articles After I'm Dead-a schizophrenic note left on my porch(xposted all over the place)
"In this next song, she doesn't say 'Jesus Christ' but instead says 'that Man' and you have to wonder if she means Jesus Christ or someone like Mick Jagger walking up to you and assaulting you forever." - Crazy DVD Man
Today after grabbing the mail I saw what looked like a CD wrapped in saran wrap on the porch, so I grabbed it thinking it was a CD somebody said they were going to mail to me. I figured maybe he was in town and just dropped it off instead. I thought it was kind of odd that he had wrapped it in saran wrap and that he put something he typed up in with it, but it didn't interest me enough to deal with it then. It wasn't until later this evening that I even bothered to open it up.
Well, it wasn't from him, that's for sure. Here's what was inside the slightly damp saran wrap(pics from my camera phone, but pretty legible):
First the DVD sleeve:
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Quote:
DVD
This is a DVD.
On my TV remote control, not the
DVD remote control, on the TV
remote control, where it says
"TV/Video", on my TV it plays on
Video 1.
I don't know about other TV's.
On the TV I have, when I hit
"TV/Video" on the TV remote control,
on the TV screen it says Video 1,
Video 2, and Video 3.
It plays on one of these.
This is a sermon I preached about
Natalie Wood.
Next, a small piece of paper about the size of the one taped to the self-made CD sleeve:
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Quote:
DVD
And on the rolling stones song,
"Street Fighting Man," Mick Jagger
sings, "Everywhere I hear the sound."
This DVD is sound only. This DVD is a
sermon I preached about Natalie Wood
And finally(for pictures), the full page of insanity that was inside:
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I'm going to try to transcribe it as best as I can, but no promises on getting all the crazy exactly right. I'm also not going to bother getting all the line breaks right on this cause it's way too long, but I'll do all the hard returns.
Quote:
NEWSPAPER ARTICLES AFTER I'M DEAD
Hollywood celebrities think that it'll make Evie look good, in newspaper articles after I'm dead. And that's why they set up the store to mistreat me, and make me upset.
I don't have long to live. I have a bad heart. And someday I'll have a heart attack, and I'm going to die and go to Heaven.
And Hollywood celebrities like Natalie Wood and Mick Jagger and the Rolling Stones don't want me to read books.
Hollywood celebrities had criminals steal all of my books from me in 1988 when I moved from Brandon to Tampa.*
And they stole my books for Evie.
And there's going to be a lot of newspaper articles about me after I'm dead, and all they're going to talk about in newspaper articles about me after I'm dead, is me and Evie.
My mother had a stroke, and was taken to the hospital.
The next day I was going to the hospital to see my mother, and I went to a store before I went to the hospital. I tried to exchange some compact discs. Hollywood celebrities set up the store to treat me rude and arrogantly. They wouldn't exchange them, even though I had the receipt. And they treated me so awful, I couldn't believe it.
And everything they said at the store and everything they did was set up by celebrities that hate me, and wish to do me injury.
And I said to myself, "My mother had a stroke, and I'm going to the hospital to see my mother, and they're mistreating me in this store."
I was going to the hospital to see my mother right then. It was the next day after my mother had a stroke, and I stopped off at the store to exchange some compact discs, while I was going to the hospital to see my mother.
And so they intentionally mistreated me, to make me upset in the store, to make me try to exchange the compact discs myself, so they could arrest me, and make me go to court.
Before I got to teh store, Hollywood celebrities set them up in the store to mistreat me, to make me upset, to make me try to exchange the compact discs myself, so they could arrest me for stealing, and make me go to court.
Hollywood celebrities think that they will make Evie look good, when in newspaper articles after I'm dead, they talk about me and Evie and then they say that I was arrested for stealing in a store, and I had to go to court.
And that's the dirties thing Hollywood could do to somebody, set that up in a store, so they could use it in newspaper articles after I'm dead, to try to make Evie look good. That's the type of thing the mafia, organized crime, would do to somebody. They're going to use it in newspaper articles after I'm dead, to try to make Evie look good, when they write about me and Evie. They're going to say I was arrested for stealing in a store, and I had to go to court.
And the celebrities in Hollywood set that up themselves, they had the store intentionally mistreat me and make me upset, while I was going to the hospital to see my mother, and they wouldn't exchange my compact discs, so I tried to exchange them myself. And they arrested me for stealing, and I have to go to court.
And, also, I wanted to say this, if it was any other day than that, the day after my morther had a stroke, and I was going to the hospital to see my mother, it wouldn't have happened.
When a store wouldn't exchange things before, I would leave the store, and that'd be it.
On this day, however, I was already upset from my mother having a stroke.
Hollywood celebrities knew that, and so they took unfair advantage of my weak condition and set up the store to make me more upset.
As I said, if it was any other day, it wouldn't have happened.
Hollywood celebrities set that up for Evie. It's for newspaper articles after I'm dead. Hollywood celebrities think that they'll make Evie look good, in newspaper articles after I'm dead, when they say I was arrested for stealing in a store, and I had to go to court.
And that's all they're going to talk about, in newspaper articles about me after I'm dead, they're going to talk about me and Evie.
*As far as this Tampa and Brandon stuff stuff goes, the only Tampa I know of is in Florida and I know there isn't one in CT so I'm not sure what all that's about.
There was also a DVD that's burned almost all the way out to the edge. It wouldn't play in my computer but I brought it with me to my weekly poker game tonight and it played on the DVD player there. It is(as the Mick Jagger sang, apparently) audio only but holy shit. There's everything on this disc - Hollywood celebrities being blamed for September 11th, biblical figures engaged in hot hot lesbian sex, Mick Jagger walking up to people and assaulting them forever...
It's about an hour and 40 minutes long so one of the guys who was there is going to try to rip it into split up mp3s. If, for whatever reason, he can't get that to work I'll go through the long painful process of transcribing the best parts, but I really hope it doesn't come to that.
EDIT: Thanks to my friend Adam the DVD is now on rapidshare at http://rapidshare.com/files/151900948/This_is_a_DVD.rar.html
It's all broken up into tracks and everything so you can skip the boring stuff(you can skip most of the "A Song By Evie" stuff without missing much).