IOC - All the blah
Someone asked me during lunch at the hotel if I was excited about the IOC thingy which was happening in Singapore and how I felt, that finally, although Singapore can never be hosting the Olympics, it can help out in such a small but significant way, considering that it will be the closest to ever hosting the Games.
As proud as I am that our country will be having its few days of fame, with all the people ion the sports sector coming into the country, one can't help but to feel the pangs of envy when cities like New York and Paris can host this event and still have land to play with, unlike Singapore with another building in God-knows-where. Some other poor soul might be chopped up and thrown into the Kallang/Singapore River just to make space.
And from the complains of my friends who'd rather find a trick (or two) in the toilets of Raffles City Shopping Centre, the increased number of police officers patrolling the building (and checking the toilets, of course! You can't be too sure of gay terrorists nowadays) is making their sex lives awfully exciting and lonely; most of the other guys now have no choice but to head to T.C. (the gay spa, for the stupid ones who don't understand abbreviations) for a quick trick. So here I am guessing the current (gay) trends in Singapore:
1) Lots of men having their police fetish brough to the max with the building crawling with young policemen.
2) The spas in the vicinity suddenly reports the surge of customers - now they really need to get more lube n rubber.
3) Suddenly everyone agrees to whoever says whatever on TV about the IOC and all the meat chopping aunties all are betting on their choices to win (sponsored by Singapore Pools Pte Ltd, I hope. You don't want the cute policeboys' ugly officers catching you betting illegally).
4) There is an unofficial betting on the winner a-la World Cup (I put 1/2 ball on London! England got Beckham, mah).
5) The people on the hill would suddenly be churning TV shows/Live Updates/Documentaries on the History of the Olympics - maybe this time the founder of the Olympics would be at least mentioned.
6) Everyone is trying to keep the island clean - appearance of a clean Singapore is always better than the actual picture (then again, the Gah-men will always make us believe the pictures are real).
As proud as I am that our country will be having its few days of fame, with all the people ion the sports sector coming into the country, one can't help but to feel the pangs of envy when cities like New York and Paris can host this event and still have land to play with, unlike Singapore with another building in God-knows-where. Some other poor soul might be chopped up and thrown into the Kallang/Singapore River just to make space.
And from the complains of my friends who'd rather find a trick (or two) in the toilets of Raffles City Shopping Centre, the increased number of police officers patrolling the building (and checking the toilets, of course! You can't be too sure of gay terrorists nowadays) is making their sex lives awfully exciting and lonely; most of the other guys now have no choice but to head to T.C. (the gay spa, for the stupid ones who don't understand abbreviations) for a quick trick. So here I am guessing the current (gay) trends in Singapore:
1) Lots of men having their police fetish brough to the max with the building crawling with young policemen.
2) The spas in the vicinity suddenly reports the surge of customers - now they really need to get more lube n rubber.
3) Suddenly everyone agrees to whoever says whatever on TV about the IOC and all the meat chopping aunties all are betting on their choices to win (sponsored by Singapore Pools Pte Ltd, I hope. You don't want the cute policeboys' ugly officers catching you betting illegally).
4) There is an unofficial betting on the winner a-la World Cup (I put 1/2 ball on London! England got Beckham, mah).
5) The people on the hill would suddenly be churning TV shows/Live Updates/Documentaries on the History of the Olympics - maybe this time the founder of the Olympics would be at least mentioned.
6) Everyone is trying to keep the island clean - appearance of a clean Singapore is always better than the actual picture (then again, the Gah-men will always make us believe the pictures are real).