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Happy Holidays everyone. =)
In class a kid got yelled at for saying "MERRY CHRISTMAS" because its not politically correct. Its just like saying "Oh dude you have retarded hands!" rather than "Oh you're ambidextrious." See what I'm saying? It's "Happy Holidays" cause we have to take into account the other religions since our nation is such a diverse community and we should be grateful for such a thing.
I wonder why Santa greets the little kids and parents with the phrase "Ho! Ho! Ho!" I mean we ain't prosties homeboy. I just wonder why he can't be like "YO WADDUP HOMEFRY! MY NIPPLES BE OFF DA HEEZY UP IN HURR!" He should be down with the 21st century. But then he would have to have more than one Mrs. Clause. Nah mean?
My girlfriend says the craziest things. I mean the other day she said Santa was evil. How crazy is that?! But... she did say that he makes parents go bankrupt buying presents for their kids and other people while he takes milk and cookies and takes all the credit. Dude. He even calls us Hos. But in fact he has his elf gang and I bet they have some secret undercover surveillence system hooked to every house to see if we are naughty. I bet Michael Jackson did some "negotiations" to get off the naughty list. GROSS!
Christmas is just too funny sometimes. We opened presents on Christmas Eve.
Christopher: Wow! This is BIG!
Me: Yeah it SURE is big.
Christopher: ...WHAT THE?!?! WHAT IS THIS!?!...oh I mean thank you =)
Me: What'd you get?
Christopher: BRAIN QUEST! Why the hell did you get me BRAIN QUEST, Ben?
Sister: Cause you're STUPID!
Sister: Christmas is boring this year. Now we're teenagers we just get money.
Me: Yeah when you're a baby you just get diapers and stuff.
Sister: Adults they just get home appliances.
Me: Yeah when you're old you just get diapers and stuff.
In class a kid got yelled at for saying "MERRY CHRISTMAS" because its not politically correct. Its just like saying "Oh dude you have retarded hands!" rather than "Oh you're ambidextrious." See what I'm saying? It's "Happy Holidays" cause we have to take into account the other religions since our nation is such a diverse community and we should be grateful for such a thing.
I wonder why Santa greets the little kids and parents with the phrase "Ho! Ho! Ho!" I mean we ain't prosties homeboy. I just wonder why he can't be like "YO WADDUP HOMEFRY! MY NIPPLES BE OFF DA HEEZY UP IN HURR!" He should be down with the 21st century. But then he would have to have more than one Mrs. Clause. Nah mean?
My girlfriend says the craziest things. I mean the other day she said Santa was evil. How crazy is that?! But... she did say that he makes parents go bankrupt buying presents for their kids and other people while he takes milk and cookies and takes all the credit. Dude. He even calls us Hos. But in fact he has his elf gang and I bet they have some secret undercover surveillence system hooked to every house to see if we are naughty. I bet Michael Jackson did some "negotiations" to get off the naughty list. GROSS!
Christmas is just too funny sometimes. We opened presents on Christmas Eve.
Christopher: Wow! This is BIG!
Me: Yeah it SURE is big.
Christopher: ...WHAT THE?!?! WHAT IS THIS!?!...oh I mean thank you =)
Me: What'd you get?
Christopher: BRAIN QUEST! Why the hell did you get me BRAIN QUEST, Ben?
Sister: Cause you're STUPID!
Sister: Christmas is boring this year. Now we're teenagers we just get money.
Me: Yeah when you're a baby you just get diapers and stuff.
Sister: Adults they just get home appliances.
Me: Yeah when you're old you just get diapers and stuff.