i'm 21 and a stereotype
Thursday I met up with Pris and Bunny at Fridays. Pris gave me George Carlins newest book, and a mixed CD-that bitch knows how to find some good songs. Bunny gave me a 30 dollar card to Victoria's Secret. They also paid for my dinner, and got me this fabulous ice cream cake that the staff came out with, doing their whole clapping/singing thing. 21 candles on that bitch-i'm surprised the cake didn't melt. Went back to Buns, watched Mean Girls (love it). Friday I was in Philly by 2, and we left for Pittsburgh. Practiced, went to the hotel. Went to the McDonalds..."closed? its only 12:30" "Yo, those guys are doing what we were gonna do!" "yo , fo' real....I ain't trippin'" I love drunk/high hockey players from Maryland. Everyone get in the car formation, open up that drive-thru window. 5 of us in the hotel room....lesbians get the bed! Fine, squeeze Lia in. That morning, the continental breakfast was AMAZING. I mean, fresh waffle batter with a waffle iron? MMMMMM. Practiced all day. Fixed drill. By the end of the practice, everyone was on each other's nerves. Went out to eat for dinner, sidescraped a car, had a spicy chicken sandwich at Wendy's....I've been craving one forever. "Don't look at us...don't sit by us....hey guys, let's whisper....pssswhhsssiisssssesspffsess"
Back to the school....had a whole locker room to ourselves, cuz we're royalty. Everyone looked quite hot. Did a soul train line, where I showed up Brett with his own hair toss, and thenShelly showed up Brett with her Wu-Tang. Warmed up. Had a decent first show. It was kind of a blur. Someone set the sabres up wrong, so I didn't have the sabre I was supposed to have for either section. So me and Patrick got all twisted up in the partner stuff, lol. And because I had some strange sabre, my blade 5 was a quad, and my 6 was a 5, oops. Yeah but the whole thing was just surreal, between being nervous and hearing everyone screaming. I love walking in and having the guys do the floor. Ummmm we got a 73. 6....which is great, compared to scores around the country. I don't like to compare scores with guards at a different show, but like Arthur said "Let's just say this year, we won't be 15th." Fucking sweet. We watched the video and somehow between last weeks run thru and this past show, our flag feature cleaned up sooooo much. The audience screamed for us, and gave us a standing ovation,which was cool cuz the circuit we were in wasn't one thats really familiar with us. Get it Aimee, with your cold 6.
Justin: Aimee, why did you spin?
Me: Well, wouldn't you feel stupid if you had to go through a whole show without spinning? Oh wait, you already do....
Got back on the bus, spent the first few minutes of my birthday on line at a Mcdonalds rest stop. The guard did sing happy birthday though:) Got to Sheila's at like 5 inthe morning, and I showered and decided to just drive home, since I felt awake. Little did I know I'd fall asleep at the wheel about 3 times on the drive home. Oh well, I made it.
Slept til 2 on Sunday, woke up, got dressed, and went to the Mantoloking Pub for my 21st. It was me, mom, john, the kids, my brother, ashley, kristen, pris,and bunny. John got me all these mini bottles of different types of Kahlua-yay! Kristen got me 50 dollars for Slingin Ink. The food was good....I got stuffed mushrooms, and some seafood medley pasta. As for drinking, of course....I think I had too much. Not that it takes me much. I had like 4 white russians, and a shot and a half of tequila. Would've been 2 shots, but bunny hit the glass and half went in my eye, lol. We watched America's funniest videos, and played photo hunt. I wrote "Kristen looooves the vag" on the chalkboard in the bathroom. I slid off my chair. I burped loudly, and tripped a few times. I did impressions of mom when she was drunk. I did everything a 21 year old should do when getting drunk. I went with Kristen to the bar, and "talked" to Jimmy Bayard and his friend. And drank water. I even puked when I got home. Me and Ashley bonded in the bathroom.
"1, 2, 3, 4, 4, 3, 2, 1" "lee...don't worry about me...worry about your daughter...worry about kasey" " i need a hair tie, kasey needs a hair tie" "ashley, i swear to god, if you puke in my hair, i will fucking kill you" "Ryan's fighting me, from the left....from the right...lock the door from the left"
All I wanted was to throw up. I finally did, and took pictures. When looking at your vomit, it makes you question how much you actually chew your food. Went to bed after all that fun.
woke up, and got busy cleaning. Went to Slingin Ink and made an appointment for this coming monday. I can't get the one tattoo on the base of hand,cuz apparently anything over the crease of your wrist tends to drop right out. So I may have to get it ::gag:: right on my wrist. Ew. Talk about facing your fear....having tons of little holes punched right inyour wrist ::gag gag gag::
Yeaaah, this weekend was alot more crazy than I'm making it out to be. I'm just wicked tired.
Show in East Orange this weekend....fucking be there! look up more info on mainguards.org
"Those words I've longed to hear suddenly don't mean so much...
Your pain's not so important anymore
I think maybe I'm growing up"
Back to the school....had a whole locker room to ourselves, cuz we're royalty. Everyone looked quite hot. Did a soul train line, where I showed up Brett with his own hair toss, and thenShelly showed up Brett with her Wu-Tang. Warmed up. Had a decent first show. It was kind of a blur. Someone set the sabres up wrong, so I didn't have the sabre I was supposed to have for either section. So me and Patrick got all twisted up in the partner stuff, lol. And because I had some strange sabre, my blade 5 was a quad, and my 6 was a 5, oops. Yeah but the whole thing was just surreal, between being nervous and hearing everyone screaming. I love walking in and having the guys do the floor. Ummmm we got a 73. 6....which is great, compared to scores around the country. I don't like to compare scores with guards at a different show, but like Arthur said "Let's just say this year, we won't be 15th." Fucking sweet. We watched the video and somehow between last weeks run thru and this past show, our flag feature cleaned up sooooo much. The audience screamed for us, and gave us a standing ovation,which was cool cuz the circuit we were in wasn't one thats really familiar with us. Get it Aimee, with your cold 6.
Justin: Aimee, why did you spin?
Me: Well, wouldn't you feel stupid if you had to go through a whole show without spinning? Oh wait, you already do....
Got back on the bus, spent the first few minutes of my birthday on line at a Mcdonalds rest stop. The guard did sing happy birthday though:) Got to Sheila's at like 5 inthe morning, and I showered and decided to just drive home, since I felt awake. Little did I know I'd fall asleep at the wheel about 3 times on the drive home. Oh well, I made it.
Slept til 2 on Sunday, woke up, got dressed, and went to the Mantoloking Pub for my 21st. It was me, mom, john, the kids, my brother, ashley, kristen, pris,and bunny. John got me all these mini bottles of different types of Kahlua-yay! Kristen got me 50 dollars for Slingin Ink. The food was good....I got stuffed mushrooms, and some seafood medley pasta. As for drinking, of course....I think I had too much. Not that it takes me much. I had like 4 white russians, and a shot and a half of tequila. Would've been 2 shots, but bunny hit the glass and half went in my eye, lol. We watched America's funniest videos, and played photo hunt. I wrote "Kristen looooves the vag" on the chalkboard in the bathroom. I slid off my chair. I burped loudly, and tripped a few times. I did impressions of mom when she was drunk. I did everything a 21 year old should do when getting drunk. I went with Kristen to the bar, and "talked" to Jimmy Bayard and his friend. And drank water. I even puked when I got home. Me and Ashley bonded in the bathroom.
"1, 2, 3, 4, 4, 3, 2, 1" "lee...don't worry about me...worry about your daughter...worry about kasey" " i need a hair tie, kasey needs a hair tie" "ashley, i swear to god, if you puke in my hair, i will fucking kill you" "Ryan's fighting me, from the left....from the right...lock the door from the left"
All I wanted was to throw up. I finally did, and took pictures. When looking at your vomit, it makes you question how much you actually chew your food. Went to bed after all that fun.
woke up, and got busy cleaning. Went to Slingin Ink and made an appointment for this coming monday. I can't get the one tattoo on the base of hand,cuz apparently anything over the crease of your wrist tends to drop right out. So I may have to get it ::gag:: right on my wrist. Ew. Talk about facing your fear....having tons of little holes punched right inyour wrist ::gag gag gag::
Yeaaah, this weekend was alot more crazy than I'm making it out to be. I'm just wicked tired.
Show in East Orange this weekend....fucking be there! look up more info on mainguards.org
"Those words I've longed to hear suddenly don't mean so much...
Your pain's not so important anymore
I think maybe I'm growing up"